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Old 29 October 2009, 10:40 PM   #1
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Morning sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'
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Old 29 October 2009, 10:43 PM   #2
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Old 29 October 2009, 10:45 PM   #3
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Old 29 October 2009, 11:48 PM   #6
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Old 29 October 2009, 11:55 PM   #7
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Old 30 October 2009, 12:00 AM   #8
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Old 30 October 2009, 12:44 AM   #10
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Old 30 October 2009, 02:59 AM   #11
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'


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Old 19 July 2011, 09:20 AM   #22
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Old 19 July 2011, 09:22 AM   #23
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Old 19 July 2011, 09:23 AM   #24
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Old 19 July 2011, 10:17 PM   #25
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Old 19 July 2011, 10:26 PM   #26
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Old 19 July 2011, 10:39 PM   #27
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