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figbo · 29 December 2017, 11:54 PM

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Cardiff, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

MonBK · 30 December 2017, 12:01 AM

Haha..:)

Tony64 · 30 December 2017, 12:18 AM

tamiya · 30 December 2017, 12:32 AM

Meh. Men are easy to please.

KenNethcole · 30 December 2017, 10:58 PM

Dr. Robert · 31 December 2017, 02:30 AM

hsfrank · 31 December 2017, 04:40 AM

I love it !

swatty · 31 December 2017, 07:44 AM

mobster600 · 31 December 2017, 09:36 AM

Allanmodel · 31 December 2017, 02:52 PM

Hairdude1 · 15 January 2018, 04:16 PM

Jayshan · 9 April 2018, 01:11 PM

chris12 · 9 April 2018, 08:41 PM

Lol!

Speedbird-1 · 18 April 2018, 06:13 AM

The New Wives store.......Cardiff, you say....

The Joker · 18 April 2018, 06:16 AM

jsg · 19 April 2018, 10:47 AM

T4ME · 19 April 2018, 11:04 AM

Good two

Contused · 19 April 2018, 09:18 PM

De Carlo · 22 April 2018, 06:59 PM

dysondiver · 22 April 2018, 07:38 PM

very good

Audemars Piguet · 25 April 2018, 05:00 PM

Mike othello · 30 April 2018, 01:37 AM

Sell it asap. :)

superdog · 1 May 2018, 03:22 AM

This is great.

De Carlo · 1 May 2018, 08:25 PM

Very good

Rode · 2 May 2018, 10:42 PM

Men, we are easy to please

SaulSayler · 2 June 2018, 06:52 PM

hi hi hiiii

1William · 2 June 2018, 09:44 PM

Funny.

dmash · 3 June 2018, 05:59 PM

Lol!

machob55 · 3 June 2018, 09:38 PM

Awesome! Too funny...

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c007 · 5 June 2018, 05:05 AM

LOL...good one, can't stop laughing.

29 December 2017, 11:54 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	A husband selling store. A store that sells new husbands has opened in Cardiff, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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30 December 2017, 12:01 AM	#2
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30 December 2017, 12:32 AM	#4
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9 April 2018, 08:41 PM	#13
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18 April 2018, 06:13 AM	#14
Speedbird-1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Steve. Location: UK Posts: 6,054	The New Wives store.......Cardiff, you say....

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19 April 2018, 11:04 AM	#17
T4ME "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: USA Posts: 668	Good two

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30 April 2018, 01:37 AM	#22
Mike othello "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Bangladesh Posts: 11	Sell it asap. :)

1 May 2018, 03:22 AM	#23
superdog 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Real Name: Seth Location: nj Watch: Omega Posts: 24,680	This is great. __________________ If happiness is a state of mind, why look anywhere else for it? IG: gsmotorclub IG: thesawcollection (Both mostly just car stuff)

1 May 2018, 08:25 PM	#24
De Carlo Banned Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Baytown Posts: 79	Very good

2 May 2018, 10:42 PM	#25
Rode Banned Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: USA Posts: 242	Men, we are easy to please

2 June 2018, 06:52 PM	#26
SaulSayler "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: USA Posts: 1	hi hi hiiii

2 June 2018, 09:44 PM	#27
1William 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: North Carolina Watch: Rolex/Others Posts: 44,616	Funny.

3 June 2018, 05:59 PM	#28
dmash "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: USA <> BKK Posts: 5,912	Lol!

3 June 2018, 09:38 PM	#29
machob55 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: US Posts: 1,119	Awesome! Too funny... Sent from my R1 HD using Tapatalk

5 June 2018, 05:05 AM	#30
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