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Old 1 February 2019, 11:08 PM   #1
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Hillbilly in the army is in Iraq, after 6 months asks his platoon what do you guys do for sex? One guy says we use the camel over there, hillbilly say oh ok, 2 weeks go by, he asks another soldier what do you do for sex, soldier says I use the camel over there, after 2 more weeks the hillbilly is getting all worked up and says the hell with it so he jumps the camel and goes wild on it bumpin and humping it, a day later the guys in his outfit see him all happy and smiling they say to him you look happy what's up, he says I took your advice and used the camel ! It was great, so his soldier buddy says oh great we use the camel over there to go to town to meet chicks all the time!
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Old 2 February 2019, 04:15 PM   #2
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Old 3 February 2019, 08:59 AM   #3
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Hillbilly in the army is in Iraq, after 6 months asks his platoon what do you guys do for sex? One guy says we use the camel over there, hillbilly say oh ok, 2 weeks go by, he asks another soldier what do you do for sex, soldier says I use the camel over there, after 2 more weeks the hillbilly is getting all worked up and says the hell with it so he jumps the camel and goes wild on it bumpin and humping it, a day later the guys in his outfit see him all happy and smiling they say to him you look happy what's up, he says I took your advice and used the camel ! It was great, so his soldier buddy says oh great we use the camel over there to go to town to meet chicks all the time!
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