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23 June 2018, 12:06 AM | #1 |
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Joe's Funeral
Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend, Jodi. “Well, I’m sure Joe would be pleased,” she said.
“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Jodi, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. “How much did this really cost?” “All of it!” said Helen. “Thirty thousand.” “No!” Jodi exclaimed. “I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?” Helen answered, “The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone.” Jody computed quickly. “$22,500 for a memorial stone? My Gosh, how big is it?!” “Two and a half carats.”
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23 June 2018, 02:13 AM | #2 |
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Lolol
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23 June 2018, 03:38 AM | #3 |
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Haha. Good one.
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27 June 2018, 01:09 AM | #6 |
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I sent this one to my watchmaker/jeweler....he laughed and said that he was the one who sold her the ring!
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J'adore ...
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Haha nice.
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lol thats a good one
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31 December 2018, 09:56 AM | #14 |
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Nice one
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Haha, that’s a dandy!
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lol,. sure got me laughing
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