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Old 14 April 2006, 05:45 AM   #1
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Old 14 April 2006, 05:54 AM   #2
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Puff, puff...pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pantpuff, puff...pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pant
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Old 14 April 2006, 05:54 AM   #3
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Old 14 April 2006, 05:55 AM   #4
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Puff, puff...pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pantpuff, puff...pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pantpuff, puff....pant, pant

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Old 14 April 2006, 05:58 AM   #5
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What the hell were you doing?
Shhhhhhhhh....I'm fast asleep and very, very tired!
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Old 14 April 2006, 06:13 AM   #6
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All that tossing and not so much as a thank you.
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Old 14 April 2006, 01:07 PM   #7
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All that tossing and not so much as a thank you.
Yaaawwwwwwwwn......now that was a good toss....thanks, John!!
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Old 14 April 2006, 01:12 PM   #8
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Looks like coconuts falling out of a tree.
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Looks like coconuts falling out of a tree.
I bet you'd like to suck the milk out of those coconuts
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Old 14 April 2006, 01:24 PM   #10
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I bet you'd like to suck the milk out of those coconuts
What a friggin' sicko!!
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Like you wouldn't
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Old 14 April 2006, 01:27 PM   #12
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Paul, that is not milk, it is called saline.
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Paul, that is not milk, it is called saline.
And yeah, I would lick a blister on both of them.
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Maybe they're real
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I will be first in line to test them.
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Maybe they're real
Experience tells me that the manner in which they are flip-flopping, they have to be real!!
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Experience tells me that the manner in which they are flip-flopping, they have to be real!!
No shite JJ, sheep don't ever get implants so I am sure they always "flop" around for you.
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Experience tells me that the manner in which they are flip-flopping, they have to be real!!
Why? Do they resemble a sheep's pair?
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Why? Do they resemble a sheep's pair?
Not at all....these are bigger and "floppier"!!
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Not at all....these are bigger and "floppier"!!
You like your sheep like your girls huh, young and underage?
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WTF you laughing at, tosser??!!
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WTF you laughing at, tosser??!!
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I'll show you "truth", you...you...Italian hood!!!!
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WTF you laughing at, tosser??!!
Go look in the mirror baldie, then you will see what we think is do damn funny.
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Paul, you just gave me a Joe Pesci flashback mate.
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Go look in the mirror baldie, then you will see what we think is do damn funny.
I just did, tosser. And all I see is a 6-foot, 187 pound, handsome bald bastard...just 59 years old...trim and slim...very debonair...and the list can go on and on and on and on.....

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I just did, tosser. And all I see is a 6-foot, 187 pound, handsome bald bastard...just 59 years old...trim and slim...very debonair...and the list can go on and on and on and on.....
Up your dosage JJ, you are seeing things again.
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I just did, tosser. And all I see is a 6-foot, 187 pound, handsome bald bastard...just 59 years old...trim and slim...very debonair...and the list can go on and on and on and on.....
I see Telly Savalas
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