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Old 5 January 2011, 05:42 AM   #1
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An old and recently reelected member of congress was flying from his home to Washington. He happened to sit beside an eleven year old girl. " Flying goes faster if you talk to your seat mate", he said. "OK", she replied. " Lets discuss healthcare, the economy or taxes " he suggested. She asked him if she could ask one question. "OK" she stated...." A horse, a deer and a cow all eat grass. Yet a deer poops pellets, a cow poops pies and a horse poops road apples. Why?" The congressman replied " That is a good question but I'm afraid I don't know the answer." "Well" she said, " how can you discuss healthcare, economics or taxes if you don't know Sh*t?"
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Old 5 January 2011, 09:53 AM   #2
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Old 5 January 2011, 11:21 AM   #4
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the same story can apply to our Prime Minister Gillard and maybe your president
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Old 5 January 2011, 07:19 PM   #5
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Old 7 January 2011, 09:30 AM   #7
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