Do you want to see a wrist shot from PJ?

[KarlS]

He needs a Patek preferably a 5522 on the wrist

[lapince]

Originally Posted by PJ S

I really shouldn’t be encouraging this sort of deviant behaviour, but since I’m an equal opportunities type of guy...

Knock one out, just make sure you have fun doing so.

Originally Posted by RussW

I like the way you've watermarked your own hand, you never know who might want to pass that off as their own wrist!

So as we're going down this route I'll ask the obvious question - how big is your wrist?

Exactly, like I pass the wrist of some bloke who has 3 PP and an AP as my own

Originally Posted by PJ S

^
Well, I sure as hell wasn’t going to tattoo it on!
Over 8” – like a looser fit, so make sure there’s no snug fit ‘shopping!

8? Yeah I was right about "huge"

Originally Posted by RussW

The answer was of course wrist

Of course, only PJ's twisted mind could have thought we were talking about anything other

Originally Posted by Star Ferry

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Oh no, PJ I hope you don't have a Breitling, really not for you, ok maybe the bigger models, but still

Originally Posted by KarlS

He needs a Patek preferably a 5522 on the wrist

Well at more than 8 inches I think only a Pam 47mm or bigger will do

[lapince]

Originally Posted by Star Ferry

Is it possible to set this whole thing as your signature?

I edited a little again, too bad can't put it whole

[PJ S]

Originally Posted by lapince

Oh no, PJ I hope you don't have a Breitling, really not for you, ok maybe the bigger models, but still

Well at more than 8 inches I think only a Pam 47mm or bigger will do

Definitely not!
No Breitling has ever touched these wrists since trying on an Aerospace in the early-mid 90’s.
That Breitling must be the 34mm ladies version, or Steve thinks my wrist is actually 9½”!

PAM? Oh dear God no!

[RussW]

Originally Posted by PJ S

Definitely not!
No Breitling has ever touched these wrists since trying on an Aerospace in the early-mid 90’s.
That Breitling must be the 34mm ladies version, or Steve thinks my wrist is actually 9½”!

PAM? Oh dear God no!

Hence the reason for the poll in the first place - tell us what you like

Of course, you have no obligation to answer, particularly as you are no longer posting on the Patek forum but good to see you making a guest appearance on this thread at least

It seems like you are playing a game of horological hard to get! We should keep posting photos on your wrist until you admit you like one of them

[KarlS]

the wrist needs a red Moser

[lapince]

Originally Posted by RussW

Hence the reason for the poll in the first place - tell us what you like

Of course, you have no obligation to answer, particularly as you are no longer posting on the Patek forum but good to see you making a guest appearance on this thread at least

It seems like you are playing a game of horological hard to get! We should keep posting photos on your wrist until you admit you like one of them

Oh I know what he likes, smaller brands and independants like Moser, Arnold and co and others, he posted enough of propositions to members

[lapince]

Originally Posted by KarlS

the wrist needs a red Moser

Yes, that would be more PJ's style I think

[lapince]

Originally Posted by PJ S

PAM? Oh dear God no!

Was joking for the Pam of course, was a joke about your wrist size, but you are definitely not a Pam guy. Like I said I know what you like, but the TRF riptide is too strong

[AK797]

You were not supposed to be posting at all and now you've even put up a wrist shot! That's it I'm putting up 2 polls now!

PS - Seems I was wrong about the sexy part.

[PJ S]

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[Star Ferry]

Didn't have access to a computer, and that was the best my phone could do. Someone else needs to pick up the torch and do the 5522a, or maybe a quartz ladies Aquanaut

[lapince]

Originally Posted by AK797

You were not supposed to be posting at all and now you've even put up a wrist shot! That's it I'm putting up 2 polls now!

PS - Seems I was wrong about the sexy part.

You were expecting the arm of Miss Universe?

[Marciano490]

It smells like sex in this thread.

Haven't seen this much flirting since Catholic school graduation.

[lapince]

Originally Posted by Marciano490

It smells like sex in this thread.

Haven't seen this much flirting since Catholic school graduation.

Happy to see you come back my friend

Oh yeah, says the guy who has/had, sorry not sure what the actual situation is at the moment, going through big changes myself, from "married" to "separated with mistresses", well 2 but working on the numbers, a supermodel girlfriend, I believe you, pretty sure you had no flirting since kindergarten

Oh and don't forget to take a look at the poll about me, one from PJS one from myself, PJS's is great, think mine is not bad as well

[Marciano490]

Originally Posted by lapince

Happy to see you come back my friend

Oh yeah, says the guy who has/had, sorry not sure what the actual situation is at the moment, going through big changes myself, from "married" to "separated with mistresses", well 2 but working on the numbers, a supermodel girlfriend, I believe you, pretty sure you had no flirting since kindergarten

Oh and don't forget to take a look at the poll about me, one from PJS one from myself, PJS's is great, think mine is not bad as well

Careful with your watches around those mistresses my friend. Whenever I meet an Eastern European woman here in NYC, I'm sure to sleep with my watch on and my hand under the pillow. I'd hate to see you wake up with love in your heart and no watch on your dresser.

[lapince]

Originally Posted by Marciano490

Careful with your watches around those mistresses my friend. Whenever I meet an Eastern European woman here in NYC, I'm sure to sleep with my watch on and my hand under the pillow. I'd hate to see you wake up with love in your heart and no watch on your dresser.

Don't worry my friend, I have 15 years of Eastern Europe experience, takes me half a second of looks in a girl's eyes to see if it is a good girl or not. And to be honest the ones which export themselves are at 99% the bad ones, can I say BI....S on TRF?
There still remains bad ones in the East, but you have good ones too, and I hate vulgar, stupid and "mean" girls, so I always end up with the nice ones.

For a guy who hasn't seen flirting since catholic school, your description of nights with Eastern European women is a little strange, guess we don't have the same description of flirting

Edit: and also the hidden safe in which I put everything, including the watch I have on, in a few seconds once the girl goes to the bathroom helps, as well as the door being locked and my Amstaff, even a "bad" girl would have a hard time, but really I always get the good ones...

[lapince]

Originally Posted by PJ S

That's the intention, but you lot keep bumping this bloody thread!

Oh and we'll keep bumping it, you should be happy, you're at 5 pages, the one you did on me got only 2

[Acquisitions]

Originally Posted by Marciano490

It smells like sex in this thread.

Haven't seen this much flirting since Catholic school graduation.

LMFAO! Now that's entertainment.

[lapince]

Originally Posted by Acquisitions

LMFAO! Now that's entertainment.

Well there might be a little touch of what Marciano suggests, though can't seem to find where

[Marciano490]

Originally Posted by lapince

Don't worry my friend, I have 15 years of Eastern Europe experience, takes me half a second of looks in a girl's eyes to see if it is a good girl or not. And to be honest the ones which export themselves are at 99% the bad ones, can I say BI....S on TRF?
There still remains bad ones in the East, but you have good ones too, and I hate vulgar, stupid and "mean" girls, so I always end up with the nice ones.

For a guy who hasn't seen flirting since catholic school, your description of nights with Eastern European women is a little strange, guess we don't have the same description of flirting

Edit: and also the hidden safe in which I put everything, including the watch I have on, in a few seconds once the girl goes to the bathroom helps, as well as the door being locked and my Amstaff, even a "bad" girl would have a hard time, but really I always get the good ones...

I think we're having a bit of a language misunderstanding here; the jokes don't seem to translate very easily.

I just meant it was a bit of a love fest in here. And the Catholic school joke was about how restrained the nuns keep you till the last day of class, when you can finally go wild. I wasn't doing anything in Kindergarten but eating paste and my elementary school was all boys.

[lapince]

Originally Posted by Marciano490

I think we're having a bit of a language misunderstanding here; the jokes don't seem to translate very easily.

I just meant it was a bit of a love fest in here. And the Catholic school joke was about how restrained the nuns keep you till the last day of class, when you can finally go wild. I wasn't doing anything in Kindergarten but eating paste and my elementary school was all boys.

No I got the jokes very easily, don't worry �� maybe mine don't translate easily, it was irony as I know you are a chicks/foxes guy, but I got yours very well, was jokingly following on them. I also was 1 year in a pension with only guys, awful when you are 15 and full of testosterone, but I had warned my parents I would do 1 year and get expelled at the end of the year, and kept my word

[SearChart]

Not sure how I managed to miss this thread. Quite the Breitling you have there PJ

[lapince]

About the poll I posted about what I would do after I get my Voutilainen, took the decision, and it will most likely be stop posting, my poll was closed, I suppose because of my mentionning the fact the one of my ancestors was a murderer, my great X4 grandfather killed my great X4 grandmother, google "choiseul praslin scandal 1847", the Odessa thread won't happen, I posted 4 pics of 7 girls I know very well, well 5 in 7, and asked if they were not against me posting, can't imagine asking others, you guys got the idea. And to be honest except from polls and funny threads like this one, I am getting a little bored, love watches but with the KV my collection will be finished. So if ever some amazing thread like this one comes along, in which case I would appreciate one of you sending me a PM with the link, after the KV the crazy French guy will be rarely seen, to the satisfaction of most I would imagine but to the dislike of a few of you.
So the one which got the least votes is winning, I like to go against the tide usually to take a decision. It was fun while it lasted but it's a little over now, so tune in on the 19th that will clearly be my last thread, and posts will be very rare.

[KarlS]

Arnaud I am bumping in case people missed your post. 7 hours and nobody has said "please don't go!!" Are the servers down?

[martinr]

Promises, promises.

[lapince]

Originally Posted by KarlS

Arnaud I am bumping in case people missed your post. 7 hours and nobody has said "please don't go!!" Are the servers down?

won't change the decision...

Originally Posted by martinr

Promises, promises.

Martin, I am a man of my word, you didn't get that yet? You didn't believe the incomings, they came, I was asked for pics of Odessa girls I delivered, apart this thread and the one for my KV, and if there is another funny thread and someone sends me a PM to tell me about it, won't hear much from me. Brian is gone, PJS will post less, plus other members, it has become boring for me. It will become like Purists Pro. But I guess the majority likes it that way.

[martinr]

I guess then the only reason for me to stick around is to laugh at Karl's auto correct Freudian slip misspellings.

[KarlS]

Originally Posted by martinr

I guess then the only reason for me to stick around is to laugh at Karl's auto correct Freudian slip misspellings.

Worse when I am WhatsApp Ing wife and colleagues. Every now and then they get "bye, luv u"....and my wife gets "the deadline is tomorrow!!"

[Tay821]

Originally Posted by KarlS

Worse when I am WhatsApp Ing wife and colleagues. Every now and then they get "bye, luv u"....and my wife gets "the deadline is tomorrow!!"

Oh man, and all this time I thought those sayings were interchangable