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22 March 2016, 11:45 AM
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Genie Joke
A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"
The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish." "Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish." The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him. The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks." The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?" |
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22 March 2016, 02:37 PM
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23 March 2016, 03:35 AM
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23 March 2016, 03:37 AM
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Real Name: Larry
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29 March 2016, 11:21 AM
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Real Name: Josh
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Hey, It's an easy mistake!
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"Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own." -Jerome J. Garcia, Robert C. Hunter 
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29 March 2016, 12:14 PM
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2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
Join Date: May 2011
Real Name: Larry
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7 April 2016, 12:29 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Real Name: SLF41
Location: Spain
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Sea Dweller 16600, Submariner 14060m SUB 5513 meter first (1968) Air King 5500 (1980) GMTc NR, Explorer 1 & II 14270 & 16570 PP 5065a |
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20 April 2016, 03:48 AM
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