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Old 2 August 2010, 07:12 AM   #1
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Right before the wedding, Hillary asked Chelsea if she and Marc had had sex yet.

Chelsea replied, "Well, according to Dad we haven't".

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Right before the wedding, Hillary asked Chelsea if she and Marc had had sex yet.

Chelsea replied, "Well, according to Dad we haven't".
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That is one ugly woman!
You should have seen her back in the '90s!!!
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Poor child looked like a pack wolf!
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Sigh... didn't anyone tell her that to be a real success in America she has to be stupid and beautiful?
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I'm no Clinton fan but I thought see turned out to be an attractive woman.
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Having grown up in the public eye, she seems to have done alright.
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Right before the wedding, Hillary asked Chelsea if she and Marc had had sex yet.

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Too funny, Jocke!
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I remember a drooling mouth with braces and an overbite. I was in highschool when I saw her on TV, and about spilled my nuggets.

She looked like my neighbors rescue dog. (which I fully support rescue pets) but not on the front page of the news paper.

My opinion isn't sexist, nor political.

She simply wasn't easy on the eyes, and has obviously enlisted the help of a plastic surgeon to work on a few issues!
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That is one ugly woman!
But she have not JJ in her bed.
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JJ would need to smash his glasses to stay near poor Chelsea. Then again JJ is always looking at his watches, and might never notice!
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Chelsea with a Rado is a pure nightmare for JJ
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JJ would need to smash his glasses to stay near poor Chelsea. Then again JJ is always looking at his watches, and might never notice!
JJ only have eyes for one woman on this planet and I can tell you her last name is not Clinton.

A hint: Her last name is the same as JJ's.
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I agree Allan.I think she is an attractive young Lady and has done quite well for herself.Will say this though,she coulda done alot better than that ugly SOB she married.
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JJ has a beautiful family!

Do you remember his birthday thread earlier this year?

There were pretty people in each picture.

JJ was also in the pictures, but I didn't notice him until the third time I read the thread!
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Now how the hell did I get dragged into this one?
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Because we all love ya.
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The media was really mean to her as a 12 year old. I always felt that was lousy of them.

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Thanks for the kind words re my family, Paul!!
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Everyone who just called her ugly, let's see a picture of you.
Agreed................you should judge a person by what's inside rather than their looks!!
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