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27 August 2006, 07:26 PM | #1 |
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Tourists.
They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "Hey you Aussies! Come in. Come into my humble shop mon." So the married couple walked in.The local trader said to them, "I ave som special sandals I tink you be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex you know."Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you a sex freak?" The local trader replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before.In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the local trader, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the local trader's thighs.The local trader began screaming: "Mey mon..You got dem on de wrong feet"!
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28 August 2006, 04:51 AM | #2 |
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