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2 September 2017, 10:44 AM
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Damn those speeding tickets>>>
Today I was out and drive with my MB and of course I was driving a little too fast. The road signs says
80 km/h and I was driving in 120 km/h. Then I saw a police car in the mirror and I was thinking maybe he will not have a chance to get me if i put the pedal to the metal so I went fast to 190 km/h. This was not a good idea because he was after me in a eyeblink, so I realize the only way was to stop before it's getting real bad. The officer come at me with determined steps with the speeding ticket in his hand and says: Ok it's friday and I stop working in about 30 minutes so if you have a good explain to your behaviour so will I drop the ticket and let you go. I was thinking for 3 seconds and answer: My wife left me last week, she run off with a police officer and now I was afraid it was you and you try to bring her back to me. Did I have to tell you it cost me nothing. 
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2 September 2017, 10:46 AM
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2 September 2017, 10:47 AM
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2 September 2017, 11:13 AM
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Ha ha ha
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2 September 2017, 11:37 AM
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Ive heard this story before....
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2 September 2017, 11:41 AM
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Yes, it was made popular by Rodeny Dangerfield. It is still very funny
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2 September 2017, 12:02 PM
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Well played,my friend!
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2 September 2017, 01:46 PM
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2 September 2017, 01:53 PM
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That's damned funny!!!
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2 September 2017, 01:59 PM
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LMFAO I can only Imagin what would have happened if you tried to out run him?? I never had the guts to try out running a police car having a 700 HP Supercharged Raptor with
630 RWHP it probably would be fun BUT I know I wouldn't be able to outrun their radios.
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2 September 2017, 02:57 PM
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2 September 2017, 09:43 PM
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3 September 2017, 01:20 AM
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5 September 2017, 11:10 AM
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Ha!
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5 September 2017, 10:00 PM
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6 September 2017, 02:20 AM
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6 September 2017, 02:29 AM
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10 September 2017, 04:14 AM
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11 September 2017, 11:23 PM
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