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Old 20 March 2009, 04:13 AM   #31
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yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
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Old 20 March 2009, 06:43 AM   #32
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Old 20 March 2009, 08:52 AM   #33
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yo momma's so fat, when she sits around that house, she really sits AROUND the house :-)
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Old 20 March 2009, 11:48 AM   #34
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Old 20 March 2009, 11:53 AM   #35
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These are bringing back some memories...Keep em coming.
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Old 3 April 2009, 05:00 PM   #36
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Love my favourite red oscar eating the goldfish.YUM.
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Old 4 April 2009, 12:40 AM   #37
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Your momma is so fat her butt cheeks have two different zip codes.
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Old 4 April 2009, 12:41 AM   #38
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Your momma is so fat that when she goes to an "all you can eat" buffet, the restaurant manager has to put speed bumps at the serving line.
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Old 4 April 2009, 05:33 AM   #39
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your momma is so fat she violates fifteen different zoning laws
your momma is so fat she sells shade in the summer
your momma is so fat she has to use a parachute for a dress
your momma is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes
your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
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Old 5 April 2009, 07:26 AM   #40
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Yo Momma is soooooooooo fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugar out of Washington's nose.........
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Old 6 April 2009, 02:21 PM   #42
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