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Old 26 November 2008, 01:36 PM   #1
PennsyBill
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"old" ???

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'


'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.


'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes?
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Old 26 November 2008, 04:29 PM   #2
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Thank goodness I'm not old!!
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Old 26 November 2008, 05:52 PM   #3
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Old 26 November 2008, 06:23 PM   #4
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Old 26 November 2008, 08:24 PM   #5
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I understood that one!
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Old 26 November 2008, 10:59 PM   #6
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Old 26 November 2008, 11:26 PM   #7
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