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Old 11 January 2014, 09:43 AM   #1
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$100.00

Little Johnny wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and, as usual, those pen-pushers deducted $95.00.
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Old 11 January 2014, 09:54 AM   #2
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Old 11 January 2014, 10:11 AM   #3
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Old 11 January 2014, 12:05 PM   #4
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Old 11 January 2014, 08:03 PM   #5
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A variation of an oldie, but it's still a goodie.
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Old 11 January 2014, 11:07 PM   #6
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Old 14 January 2014, 02:32 AM   #7
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Old 16 January 2014, 11:16 AM   #8
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Old 17 January 2014, 01:05 AM   #9
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Old 17 January 2014, 01:38 AM   #10
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Old 28 August 2014, 11:27 PM   #11
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Old 29 August 2014, 03:24 AM   #12
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Old 29 August 2014, 08:14 AM   #13
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Old 29 August 2014, 11:55 AM   #14
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Old 30 August 2014, 03:36 PM   #15
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Old 19 September 2014, 04:40 PM   #16
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