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Number3 · 27 November 2023, 02:54 AM

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Zandy411 · 6 December 2023, 09:24 AM

What goes in hard and dry but comes out wet and soft? GUM

Zandy411 · 12 December 2023, 06:34 AM

what did the evil chicken lay? Deviled Eggs

brandrea · 20 December 2023, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzPaul

Bono and Edge walk into a bar
The bartender says, "Not U2 again"

AzPaul · 21 December 2023, 08:37 AM

What did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college?

Bison.

THC · 23 December 2023, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Number3

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

Excellent

Ted Shred · 26 December 2023, 08:39 AM

I was on Amazon the other day and ordered both a chicken and an egg.

I'll let you know.

Ted Shred · 27 December 2023, 01:45 AM

I was washing the car with my son the other day when my wife angrily shouted at me that I should be using a sponge.

Tjey · 31 December 2023, 08:37 AM

I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my
Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

Ted Shred · 2 January 2024, 02:02 AM

Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad!
Wife: No, you're not

Ted Shred · 6 January 2024, 03:54 PM

Me: Your mother's been living here for 5 years, don't you think it's time she got a place of her own?
Wife: My mother? I thought she was your mother!

Ted Shred · 8 January 2024, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjey

I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my
Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

I think this is a great joke but I've tried to use it a few times now and all I'm getting are akward "that's nice" etc. Sheesh.

Clockmeister · 12 January 2024, 08:30 AM

Why did the spider cross the street?
To get to the next website.

Calatrava r · 12 January 2024, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Number3

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft.

I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

Good one.

Zandy411 · 24 January 2024, 12:26 AM

How do you make a watch laugh? Tick-le it!

ltmgeller · 24 January 2024, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ted Shred

I was on Amazon the other day and ordered both a chicken and an egg.

I'll let you know.

Crob1 · 29 January 2024, 11:32 PM

I so love this thread...

Easy E · 31 January 2024, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crob1

I so love this thread...

eh, this thread is a joke.

Crob1 · 31 January 2024, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy E

eh, this thread is a joke.

Yes it is...and it cracked me up.
Just what I needed

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Ted Shred · 31 January 2024, 03:56 PM

Yeah, I love telling dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs!

nissath · 2 February 2024, 04:18 PM

You can't run through a campground you can only ran. Because it's past tents.

AzPaul · 4 February 2024, 12:16 AM

Our family recently found out that grandpa's addicted to Viagra.
Grandma's taking it pretty hard.

never2late · 4 February 2024, 01:22 AM

A termite walks into a bar and Askes; Is the bartender here?

Number3 · 4 February 2024, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzPaul

Our family recently found out that grandpa's addicted to Viagra.
Grandma's taking it pretty hard.

Dusty_Kid · 8 February 2024, 12:30 AM

Ha-Ha lol

Petroc Tremaine · 21 February 2024, 10:08 PM

I’ve started investing in stocks: Beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

Greguet · 28 February 2024, 10:24 AM

What pronouns does chololate use?

Her/She

Abe_Froman · 29 February 2024, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy E

eh, this thread is a joke.

ba-dum, tss

Houstongator · 29 February 2024, 01:53 PM

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card fell out.

The cashier said, “Never mind.”

Dr. Robert · 4 March 2024, 12:53 PM

What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.

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21 December 2023, 08:37 AM	#35
AzPaul 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 13,215	What did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college? Bison. __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

26 December 2023, 08:39 AM	#37
Ted Shred "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Real Name: Kevin Location: Canada Watch: Rolex/ Ω Posts: 655	I was on Amazon the other day and ordered both a chicken and an egg. I'll let you know. __________________ Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

27 December 2023, 01:45 AM	#38
Ted Shred "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Real Name: Kevin Location: Canada Watch: Rolex/ Ω Posts: 655	I was washing the car with my son the other day when my wife angrily shouted at me that I should be using a sponge. __________________ Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

2 January 2024, 02:02 AM	#40
Ted Shred "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Real Name: Kevin Location: Canada Watch: Rolex/ Ω Posts: 655	Wife: I'm pregnant Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad! Wife: No, you're not __________________ Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

6 January 2024, 03:54 PM	#41
Ted Shred "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Real Name: Kevin Location: Canada Watch: Rolex/ Ω Posts: 655	Me: Your mother's been living here for 5 years, don't you think it's time she got a place of her own? Wife: My mother? I thought she was your mother! __________________ Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

27 November 2023, 02:54 AM	#31
Number3 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: London Watch: 114060LB Posts: 3,802	Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

6 December 2023, 09:24 AM	#32
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12 December 2023, 06:34 AM	#33
Zandy411 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2023 Real Name: Zack Location: newyork Watch: Rolex Posts: 4	what did the evil chicken lay? Deviled Eggs

31 December 2023, 08:37 AM	#39
Tjey "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2023 Location: Toronto/SoCal Posts: 2	I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them.

12 January 2024, 08:30 AM	#43
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24 January 2024, 12:26 AM	#45
Zandy411 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2023 Real Name: Zack Location: newyork Watch: Rolex Posts: 4	dad joke How do you make a watch laugh? Tick-le it!

29 January 2024, 11:32 PM	#47
Crob1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2023 Location: US Posts: 46	I so love this thread...

31 January 2024, 03:56 PM	#50
Ted Shred "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Real Name: Kevin Location: Canada Watch: Rolex/ Ω Posts: 655	Yeah, I love telling dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs! __________________ Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

2 February 2024, 04:18 PM	#51
nissath "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2022 Location: North/Midwest Posts: 12	You can't run through a campground you can only ran. Because it's past tents.

4 February 2024, 12:16 AM	#52
AzPaul 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 13,215	Our family recently found out that grandpa's addicted to Viagra. Grandma's taking it pretty hard. __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

4 February 2024, 01:22 AM	#53
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8 February 2024, 12:30 AM	#55
Dusty_Kid Banned Join Date: Apr 2022 Location: UA Watch: AP Posts: 94	Ha-Ha lol

21 February 2024, 10:08 PM	#56
Petroc Tremaine "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: Doggerland Posts: 187	I’ve started investing in stocks: Beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

28 February 2024, 10:24 AM	#57
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29 February 2024, 01:53 PM	#59
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