		Rolex Forums - Rolex Watch Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons
Any good Rolex jokes?

Thread Tools

Display Modes

8 October 2011, 06:03 AM

rossi46

2024 Pledge Member

Join Date: May 2008

Real Name: Dan

Location: CT, by a lake

Watch: 16570

Posts: 1,488

Any good Rolex jokes?

One of my rules is you gotta be able to make fun of yourself. Read this one on another forum:

Quote:

A man was in a horrible crash with his Porsche. When the ambulance arrived, they found him severely injured, whimpering "my Porsche... my Porsche..."
The emergency crew then had the difficult task to inform him that his left arm was totally ripped off.

To this, he replied in agony: "Oh no! My Rolex! My Rolex!"

__________________
A watch is about the entire package, not just its appearance. Any large watch company not making its own movement is not making a watch at all; they’re just playing dress-up. --The Watch Snob

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts BB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is On HTML code is Off Forum Rules

Forum Jump

*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.