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Old 23 October 2012, 12:20 AM   #1
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Look No Hands

Look No Hands,what an athlete

Now thats what you call lead in your pencil.
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Old 23 October 2012, 12:37 AM   #2
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Now I'm not sure, is this man really that strong or was it just a perfect timing with the picture before he started to scream in pain...
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Old 24 October 2012, 12:22 AM   #3
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Nudist Olympics?
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Old 24 October 2012, 08:57 AM   #4
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His thing must be made of lead pipe!
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Old 24 October 2012, 09:03 AM   #5
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What does he eat daily?
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Old 24 October 2012, 06:35 PM   #6
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Old 24 October 2012, 06:42 PM   #7
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What does he eat daily?
Its a good job his name is not Paulie.

Sing this to I will Survive.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you Paulie said you had 28 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,And I knew that I could take you on ...


But there you are,Another white lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now, go walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 28 inches, then turn up with only four!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

But I will survive!
But I will survive!
Because as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
Back to the Verse.

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I Paulie saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm having all my loving' from a cordless multi-speed!

Back to Chorus

I will survive! I will survive!
Because as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
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Old 25 October 2012, 04:42 PM   #8
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Wow where was this???
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Old 28 October 2012, 04:09 PM   #9
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Old 30 October 2012, 02:26 PM   #10
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That's from the Trojan olyimpics ,check it out on you tube, there are several events
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