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padi56 · 27 January 2006, 10:22 PM

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern, The husband leans over and asks his wife. Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and i made love to you.

"Yes she says : I remember it well"

OK he says " how about taking a stroll a round there again and we can do it for old times sake"

Oooooooh Henry, You Devil, that sounds like a good idea she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. he thinks,"I've got to see this: two old-timers having sex against a fence ,Ill just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. He follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks, Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers, she turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in, Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen,

They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year olds. this goes on for about forty minutes'She's yelling "Ohhhh,God" he's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable,

Finally, the both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed, He thinks he has leaned something about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on,

The policeman, still watching thinks, " That was truly amazing, he was going like a train.I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, " That was something else, you must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together, Is there some sort of secret?

" No , there's no secret " the old man says,

" Fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electrified."

JJ Irani · 28 January 2006, 05:04 AM

C.J. · 28 January 2006, 05:16 AM

mailman · 28 January 2006, 08:59 AM

Hysterical

padi56 · 28 January 2006, 08:51 PM

27 January 2006, 10:22 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,365	Elderly Couple. An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern, The husband leans over and asks his wife. Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and i made love to you. "Yes she says : I remember it well" OK he says " how about taking a stroll a round there again and we can do it for old times sake" Oooooooh Henry, You Devil, that sounds like a good idea she answers. There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. he thinks,"I've got to see this: two old-timers having sex against a fence ,Ill just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. He follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks, Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers, she turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in, Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen, They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year olds. this goes on for about forty minutes'She's yelling "Ohhhh,God" he's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable, Finally, the both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed, He thinks he has leaned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on, The policeman, still watching thinks, " That was truly amazing, he was going like a train.I've got to ask him what his secret is." As the couple pass, he says to them, " That was something else, you must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together, Is there some sort of secret? " No , there's no secret " the old man says, " Fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electrified." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 January 2006, 05:04 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

28 January 2006, 08:59 AM	#4
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,379	Hysterical __________________ JJ

28 January 2006, 08:51 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,365	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 January 2006, 05:16 AM	#3
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