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patek5107 · 7 April 2010, 08:49 AM

The Stripper and the Patek Mar 22, 2005 - 12:50 PM
(This is a reposting of an article on another watch forum).
PLEASE NOTE - I am a Patek owner and my wallet has on average about $15 (if I am lucky) in it!

Last week I was entertaining some Japanese business guys and they wanted to see a strip club. So we go to a strip club in sleepy little Nashville but I forgot that I had my 5970 on my wrist. We find a spot and settle in, sip a drink and a beautiful girl sits down. After a few minutes of small talk she says "That's a Patek isn't it?". Feeling stupid and more than a little worried I say "Nope, just a cheap copy". Looking at my wrist in almost total darkness from 3 feet away she says "Yeah, it's too big to be that calendar stop watch they make... what's that one called again?". I'm thinking 'how the hell does this chick know about a 3970?'.

"Why the interest in watches baby?", says an uncomfortable HRC. "I can sort men by their watches and shoes" says the expert. "Rolex guys are all flash, average wallet holds $120... a waste of my time", she tells me. "My last Patek customer bought me a new car!"

I couldn't leave fast enough, spilled my drink on my Japanese friend and just about dove into the cab.

I took my friends to a nice steak dinner instead and was not able to explain my actions. At this point they believe I'm afraid of women.

Idle Swede · 7 April 2010, 08:56 AM

Are you holding the title or did she get it?

canvasback13 · 7 April 2010, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Are you holding the title or did she get it?

great response!

TheBluePrince · 7 April 2010, 09:38 AM

Awesome. That's a cool stripper.

BMAN8 · 7 April 2010, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Are you holding the title or did she get it?

That's funny!

lek0708 · 7 April 2010, 10:27 AM

Hahahaha... Smart girl.

Last time I was in a strip club, the guy sitting next to me had on a 90's YG Day-date. He was getting the $15 table dance special....

Hmmmm. Infer what you will with that one.
Lol, :)

watchteacher · 7 April 2010, 10:49 AM

Strippers are like car salesmen-they check out shoes and watches before they even say hello apparently.

Seriously, she's a pretty rare bird to know what a Patek looks like. Airline hostesses in first class are pretty knowledgeable about nice watches.

2th Dr · 7 April 2010, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Are you holding the title or did she get it?

JJ Irani · 7 April 2010, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Are you holding the title or did she get it?

cody p · 8 April 2010, 10:18 AM

what idiot would buy a peeler a new car?

Earl Camembert · 8 April 2010, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lek0708

Hahahaha... Smart girl.

Last time I was in a strip club, the guy sitting next to me had on a 90's YG Day-date. He was getting the $15 table dance special....

Hmmmm. Infer what you will with that one.
Lol, :)

What watch did the guy in this hat wear?

Rolesor · 8 April 2010, 11:26 AM

hahaha that's hilarious man!

RolexPete32 · 8 April 2010, 11:38 AM

Good show. Even if I had the patek buying those chicks a car.

not so much!!!!!!!

Ed Rooney · 8 April 2010, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody p

what idiot would buy a peeler a new car?

Apparently the same guy who buys a $30K watch that he can't even wear scuba diving.

Earl Camembert · 8 April 2010, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Rooney

Apparently the same guy who buys a $30K watch that he can't even wear scuba diving.

When he dives he wears his $300 G-shock.

TheBluePrince · 8 April 2010, 10:00 PM

"Peeler"

Thanks, i just learnt a new word

Rebel · 8 April 2010, 10:05 PM

icnbne · 9 April 2010, 01:29 AM

she mustve been a very hot stripper.. to have received a car..

marcinthemiddle · 9 April 2010, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lek0708

Hahahaha... Smart girl.

Last time I was in a strip club, the guy sitting next to me had on a 90's YG Day-date. He was getting the $15 table dance special....

Hmmmm. Infer what you will with that one.
Lol, :)

We need our own forum/section...

iwantagmt · 9 April 2010, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by children

she mustve been a very hot stripper.. to have received a car..

haha or she took a blackmail photo

handsfull · 9 April 2010, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantagmt

haha or she took a blackmail photo

Exactly what I was thinking!

Omega_Precision · 13 April 2010, 01:45 PM

What a great stripper!

crazyfingers · 13 April 2010, 02:57 PM

She's smart

rubicon · 13 April 2010, 10:47 PM

Funny thread...

All the best...

Rubicon

7 April 2010, 08:49 AM	#1
patek5107 Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Vegas Posts: 106	The Stripper and the Patek The Stripper and the Patek Mar 22, 2005 - 12:50 PM (This is a reposting of an article on another watch forum). PLEASE NOTE - I am a Patek owner and my wallet has on average about $15 (if I am lucky) in it! Last week I was entertaining some Japanese business guys and they wanted to see a strip club. So we go to a strip club in sleepy little Nashville but I forgot that I had my 5970 on my wrist. We find a spot and settle in, sip a drink and a beautiful girl sits down. After a few minutes of small talk she says "That's a Patek isn't it?". Feeling stupid and more than a little worried I say "Nope, just a cheap copy". Looking at my wrist in almost total darkness from 3 feet away she says "Yeah, it's too big to be that calendar stop watch they make... what's that one called again?". I'm thinking 'how the hell does this chick know about a 3970?'. "Why the interest in watches baby?", says an uncomfortable HRC. "I can sort men by their watches and shoes" says the expert. "Rolex guys are all flash, average wallet holds $120... a waste of my time", she tells me. "My last Patek customer bought me a new car!" I couldn't leave fast enough, spilled my drink on my Japanese friend and just about dove into the cab. I took my friends to a nice steak dinner instead and was not able to explain my actions. At this point they believe I'm afraid of women.

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7 April 2010, 09:38 AM	#4
TheBluePrince "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: London Posts: 2,081	Awesome. That's a cool stripper.

7 April 2010, 10:27 AM	#6
lek0708 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: Lauren Location: NC Watch: 1969 GMT Posts: 174	Hahahaha... Smart girl. Last time I was in a strip club, the guy sitting next to me had on a 90's YG Day-date. He was getting the $15 table dance special.... Hmmmm. Infer what you will with that one. Lol, :)

7 April 2010, 10:49 AM	#7
watchteacher Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Northern NJ Watch: Tiffany blue Sub Posts: 244	Strippers are like car salesmen-they check out shoes and watches before they even say hello apparently. Seriously, she's a pretty rare bird to know what a Patek looks like. Airline hostesses in first class are pretty knowledgeable about nice watches.

8 April 2010, 10:18 AM	#10
cody p "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Canada Watch: Air-King 114200 Posts: 2,878	what idiot would buy a peeler a new car?

8 April 2010, 11:26 AM	#12
Rolesor "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Brandon Location: Toronto, ON Watch: 116234 Posts: 4,141	hahaha that's hilarious man!

8 April 2010, 11:38 AM	#13
RolexPete32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Peter Location: Canada Watch: You know... Rolex Posts: 1,520	Good show. Even if I had the patek buying those chicks a car. not so much!!!!!!!

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TheBluePrince "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: London Posts: 2,081	"Peeler" Thanks, i just learnt a new word

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Omega_Precision Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Henry Location: CA, US Watch: ing basketball Posts: 2,977	What a great stripper!

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