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Old 29 August 2009, 10:22 PM   #1
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The overweight blonde

A blonde is terribly overweight,
So her doctor put her
On a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly
For 2 days,
Then skip a day,
And repeat this procedure
For 2 weeks.
The next time I see you,
You'll have lost
At least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned,
She shocked the doctor
By losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!"
The doctor said,
"Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded...
"I'll tell you though,
I thought I was going
To drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger,
You mean?",
Asked the doctor."

"No, from all that skipping."

  
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Old 29 August 2009, 10:46 PM   #2
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Old 29 August 2009, 11:33 PM   #3
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Old 30 August 2009, 05:18 AM   #4
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Old 30 August 2009, 09:25 PM   #7
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Old 30 August 2009, 10:47 PM   #8
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Very funny!!!
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