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Old 5 March 2024, 09:02 PM   #61
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb on his birthday?

Thanks very much, I'll never part with it.
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Old 15 March 2024, 02:33 AM   #62
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What has five toes and is not your foot?…..My foot.
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Old 17 March 2024, 03:50 AM   #63
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
You shouldn’t press your luck.


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Old 17 March 2024, 12:26 PM   #64
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Not a fan of Civil War jokes

They're General Lee not funny
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Old 18 March 2024, 07:10 PM   #65
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We were so poor when we were kids, one Christmas my Dad wrapped up an empty box & told me it was an Action Man deserter,,,,


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Old 18 March 2024, 07:10 PM   #66
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Why did the spider cross the street?
To get to the next website.

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Old 19 March 2024, 07:28 PM   #67
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What do you call a Gorilla with no ears?

Anything you want it can’t hear you!


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Old 25 March 2024, 06:49 AM   #68
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Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad!
Wife: No, you're not

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Old 28 March 2024, 01:22 AM   #69
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Old 29 March 2024, 04:18 AM   #70
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They slash them.
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Old 26 April 2024, 08:04 PM   #71
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My friend has joined a cult that worships black holes.

I’d hate to get sucked into something like that.
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