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Old 1 May 2018, 08:53 AM   #1
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The IRS suspected that a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand, so an agent was sent to investigate him.
IRS Agent: "I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them?"
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand. He's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours a day, and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night, so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

IRS Agent: "That's the guy I want to talk to ... the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What do you want to know?
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Old 1 May 2018, 10:30 AM   #2
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Old 1 May 2018, 11:17 AM   #3
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Old 1 May 2018, 06:07 PM   #4
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Old 2 May 2018, 01:16 AM   #5
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Old 2 May 2018, 05:27 PM   #6
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Old 2 May 2018, 10:18 PM   #7
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Old 2 May 2018, 10:40 PM   #8
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That's a funny way out of the situation
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Old 3 May 2018, 11:38 AM   #9
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thats a good one.
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Old 3 May 2018, 01:17 PM   #10
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Old 5 May 2018, 12:23 AM   #11
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Great way to defuse the situation
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Old 10 May 2018, 11:33 AM   #12
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Old 10 May 2018, 12:30 PM   #13
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Old 15 December 2018, 10:03 PM   #14
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Old 16 December 2018, 06:01 AM   #15
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Old 21 December 2018, 02:26 PM   #16
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