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Old 30 December 2017, 02:44 AM   #1
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The Custody Hearing

A child's parents are getting a divorce
In court, the judge asks the child, "Do you want to go live with your mother?"
"No, your honor", the child replies, "My mother beats me"
The judge next asks, "So I take it you'd rather go and live with your father?"
"No, your honor", the child responds, "My father beats me, too"
"Well then", the puzzled judge asks, "just who exactly do you want to go live with?"
"The Cleveland Browns", the child says, "They never beat anybody"
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Old 30 December 2017, 03:38 AM   #2
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Old 30 December 2017, 03:42 AM   #3
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