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Ruud Van Driver · 31 December 2017, 02:24 AM

ZEN Teachings

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind shield.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass. Then things just get worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night......

superdog · 31 December 2017, 03:44 AM

This is amazing. Will print and hang.

Thanks for posting. Love it.

Henry F. · 31 December 2017, 03:56 AM

rootbeer7 · 31 December 2017, 04:09 AM

Fantastic. Glad you're still in good spirits!

dddrees · 31 December 2017, 04:12 AM

nick c · 31 December 2017, 04:50 AM

Love it Paul

Alexwwjd · 31 December 2017, 05:17 AM

There is so much wisdom in that list!

subtona · 31 December 2017, 05:27 AM

20 Never...

1st amg · 31 December 2017, 05:41 AM

That is some real good stuff! Like Seth said, print it and stick it!

BNA/LION · 31 December 2017, 05:43 AM

Namaste!

swils8610 · 31 December 2017, 06:15 AM

All well said and accurate!

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G8RDPM · 31 December 2017, 06:27 AM

Well said!

GradyPhilpott · 31 December 2017, 06:47 AM

SemperFi · 31 December 2017, 06:56 AM

Good ones Paul.

Allanmodel · 31 December 2017, 02:52 PM

LLmrol · 1 January 2018, 10:01 PM

Hahaha ��

Hairdude1 · 15 January 2018, 04:18 PM

This is perfect

31 December 2017, 02:24 AM	#1
Ruud Van Driver "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Real Name: Chopped Liver Location: S. Wales Valleys Watch: Mickey Mouse Posts: 9,924	Some Zen Wisdom ZEN Teachings 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind shield. 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass. Then things just get worse. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night...... __________________ 116520 Black, 116610 LVc, 116660 D-Blue, 116610 LNc, 116622 Blue, PAM359, PAM689, PAM737 *"Why should you allow an AD to shake you down, just so you can buy a watch" - Grady Philpott* Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

31 December 2017, 03:44 AM	#2
superdog 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Real Name: Seth Location: nj Watch: Omega Posts: 24,681	This is amazing. Will print and hang. Thanks for posting. Love it. __________________ If happiness is a state of mind, why look anywhere else for it? IG: gsmotorclub IG: thesawcollection (Both mostly just car stuff)

31 December 2017, 04:12 AM	#5
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31 December 2017, 05:27 AM	#8
subtona "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Real Name: gus Location: East Coast Watch: APK & sometimes Y Posts: 25,987	20 Never... __________________

31 December 2017, 05:43 AM	#10
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31 December 2017, 03:56 AM	#3
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31 December 2017, 04:09 AM	#4
rootbeer7 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: london Posts: 5,950	Fantastic. Glad you're still in good spirits!

31 December 2017, 04:50 AM	#6
nick c Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Canada Posts: 26,846	Love it Paul

31 December 2017, 05:17 AM	#7
Alexwwjd "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Alex Location: Texas Watch: Out!!! Posts: 2,352	There is so much wisdom in that list!

31 December 2017, 05:41 AM	#9
1st amg 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Real Name: nicholas Location: ottawa canada Watch: Rolex,AP,Panerai Posts: 9,457	That is some real good stuff! Like Seth said, print it and stick it!

31 December 2017, 06:15 AM	#11
swils8610 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Real Name: shannon Location: usa Posts: 8,991	All well said and accurate! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

31 December 2017, 06:27 AM	#12
G8RDPM 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,248	Well said!

31 December 2017, 06:47 AM	#13
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31 December 2017, 06:56 AM	#14
SemperFi "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Real Name: Angelo Location: Brooklyn, NY Watch: Rolex Submariner Posts: 42,164	Good ones Paul. __________________ Rolex Submariner Omega Seamaster Aqua Terra Tudor Black Bay 58 Blue Tudor Ranger 79910 Nomos Club Datum 733 Nomos Metro 38 Stowa Flieger Classic 40 * Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons *

31 December 2017, 02:52 PM	#15
Allanmodel "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Real Name: Allan Location: Little Red Dot Watch: Still Looking....! Posts: 3,861

15 January 2018, 04:18 PM	#17
Hairdude1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Alex Location: Chicago Watch: AP,PP, Rolex Posts: 37,156	This is perfect __________________ Instagram: @Hairdude Watches in Collection 5070R, 5522A, 214270 MK1, 228238 16750, 26401, 5711, 116718, 116710LN, 116300, 16710"Coke", 372, 15300, 15703 (All Flipped) Official Member "Perpetual 30" Las Vegas GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas Int'l GTG 2018

1 January 2018, 10:01 PM	#16
LLmrol "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Earth Posts: 143	Hahaha ��

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