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teton · 20 September 2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Personally I think JJ should be knighted. (No pun intended). He, and others like him, is all a company could ever whish for. Loyal brand followers to the hilt. “Is there life after Rolex?”. I assume that some Rolex forums are watched by Rolex employees, perhaps to trap illegal fake trade. If you are: invite the man over to Geneva and give him the watch of his dreams, he has earned this by now, you skin flints!

JJ has my support as new Rolex Ambassador. We need folks like him in Rolex TV ads.

-Teton

Gedanken · 20 September 2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by teton

JJ has my support as new Rolex Ambassador. We need folks like him in Rolex TV ads.

-Teton

Slow off the mark, Teton - it's ancient history:

The ad ran until JJ got fired for endorsing some ugly orange Swatch thingy.

Goodwatch · 20 September 2006, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Damned rich Dutchies. Hoard it all for themselves. Won't share with the rest of the impoverished world.

I hire Bill Gates to clean out my drive way, but to say I'm rich, no.....

Otis · 20 September 2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I hire Bill Gates to clean out my drive way, but to say I'm rich, no.....

Bill Gates from Gates & Co Discount Dutch Driveway services?
Me too!

JJ Irani · 20 September 2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Personally I think JJ should be knighted. (No pun intended). He, and others like him, is all a company could ever whish for. Loyal brand followers to the hilt. “Is there life after Rolex?”. I assume that some Rolex forums are watched by Rolex employees, perhaps to trap illegal fake trade. If you are: invite the man over to Geneva and give him the watch of his dreams, he has earned this by now, you skin flints!

Thank you, Frans....thank you very much!!

And there goes the Dutchie on a rapid slide down the ladder!!

Goodwatch · 20 September 2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Otis

Bill Gates from Gates & Co Discount Dutch Driveway services?
Me too!

William H. Gates III, I call him Billieboy

He maintains my PC's as well, great guy

Prince · 20 September 2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

...And there goes the Dutchie on a rapid slide down the ladder!!

Heh heh heh...

Rockrolex · 20 September 2006, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Heh heh heh...

They can't touch us, Allan, no matter how hard they try. They are always slipping up somewhere and letting their guard down.

Gedanken · 20 September 2006, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

And there goes the Dutchie on a rapid slide down the ladder!!

So, who's passed the Dutchie on the left hand slide?

padi56 · 20 September 2006, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gedanken

So, who's passed the Dutchie on the left hand slide?

Musical youth that brings back memories James.
who's passed the Dutchie on the left hand slide?
It a good burn, give me music make me jump and prance,just like our high Dutch guy Frans.Especially after a good session on the Amsterdam laughing grass.

mailman · 21 September 2006, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Musical youth that brings back memories James.
who's passed the Dutchie on the left hand slide?
It a good burn, give me music make me jump and prance,just like our high Dutch guy Frans.Especially after a good session on the Amsterdam laughing grass.

It's getting to be harvest time around here

...from what I'm told

Prince · 21 September 2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

They can't touch us, Allan, no matter how hard they try. They are always slipping up somewhere and letting their guard down.

You are SO correct, Ed!

JJ Irani · 21 September 2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

You are SO correct, Ed!

You'd better watch your step, Allan....you're beginning to slip and get soft. Ed's catching up on you....real FAST!!

Prince · 21 September 2006, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You'd better watch your step, Allan....you're beginning to slip and get soft. Ed's catching up on you....real FAST!!

How do you figure that, O Great Kiwi Tosser God? Please outline where I have misstepped (you can't, so don't even try). If its all that yelling that Ed has been doing lately, I can yell louder and in many more colors than he can. If that's what ya want, I'll can sure as heck turn up the heat...

Rockrolex · 22 September 2006, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

How do you figure that, O Great Kiwi Tosser God? Please outline where I have misstepped (you can't, so don't even try). If its all that yelling that Ed has been doing lately, I can yell louder and in many more colors than he can. If that's what ya want, I'll can sure as heck turn up the heat...

Allan, for the nonce, I will continue to defer to you. There's strength in teamwork. It's us against the rest of the Tosser wannabes. You watch my back and I'll watch yours. Together we can stay on the top of the Tosser pile.

Goodwatch · 22 September 2006, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Allan, for the nonce, I will continue to defer to you. There's strength in teamwork. It's us against the rest of the Tosser wannabes. You watch my back and I'll watch yours. Together we can stay on the top of the Tosser pile.

Aha, the big talk of men with fear! Order a neck brace guys and get used to looking up a lot, from the bottom of the pile way up high

Rockrolex · 22 September 2006, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Aha, the big talk of men with fear! Order a neck brace guys and get used to looking up a lot, from the bottom of the pile way up high

Need I bring up all those posts where you suck up to the King? Where you praise him and make nice to him?

How about this:
"Personally I think JJ should be knighted. (No pun intended). He, and others like him, is all a company could ever whish for. Loyal brand followers to the hilt. “Is there life after Rolex?”. I assume that some Rolex forums are watched by Rolex employees, perhaps to trap illegal fake trade. If you are: invite the man over to Geneva and give him the watch of his dreams, he has earned this by now, you skin flints!" from
http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...690#post113690

And:

"You? You're quite full of yourself aren't you? The Universe doesn't evolve around you, you know!

Ah, bloody hell, I can't do it

JJ, you're one of the nicest people I have the pleasure to know!

"
from http://www.rolexforums.com/showthread.php?t=8421

No way are you going to unseat either of us, Dutchie. You just don't have what it takes. The malevolance, the nastiness, the meanness.

Just sit there and watch the experts at work. Maybe you'll learn something from the masters.

22 September 2006, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Need I bring up all those posts where you suck up to the King? Where you praise him and make nice to him?

How about this:
"Personally I think JJ should be knighted. (No pun intended). He, and others like him, is all a company could ever whish for. Loyal brand followers to the hilt. “Is there life after Rolex?”. I assume that some Rolex forums are watched by Rolex employees, perhaps to trap illegal fake trade. If you are: invite the man over to Geneva and give him the watch of his dreams, he has earned this by now, you skin flints!" from
http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...690#post113690

And:

"You? You're quite full of yourself aren't you? The Universe doesn't evolve around you, you know!

Ah, bloody hell, I can't do it

JJ, you're one of the nicest people I have the pleasure to know!

"
from http://www.rolexforums.com/showthread.php?t=8421

No way are you going to unseat either of us, Dutchie. You just don't have what it takes. The malevolance, the nastiness, the meanness.

Just sit there and watch the experts at work. Maybe you'll learn something from the masters.

No wonder you're consistently #1. I've been lax lately... so Ed, you should start to worry as I ramp things up.

Rockrolex · 22 September 2006, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

No wonder you're consistently #1. I've been lax lately... so Ed, you should start to worry as I ramp things up.

Try it, pal. Ain't gonna happen.

madformac · 22 September 2006, 03:30 AM

You guys should be looking in your mirrors. I'm pushing.. I've reached the top 8 in only 3 months.. Think what I can achieve with a little time..

22 September 2006, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by madformac

You guys should be looking in your mirrors. I'm pushing.. I've reached the top 8 in only 3 months.. Think what I can achieve with a little time..

Yes but I've been giving JJ a hard time for over three years. Ed not quite as long but more sustained. If you think you can crack the top five, you have a bit of a wait.

Rockrolex · 22 September 2006, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by madformac

You guys should be looking in your mirrors. I'm pushing.. I've reached the top 8 in only 3 months.. Think what I can achieve with a little time..

Ah, another wannabe heard from. Try your best; but trust me, it won't be good enough. You're talking guys with years of experience at this little game. We are the Tiger Woods of the Tosser world.

Rockrolex · 22 September 2006, 03:34 AM

You know, for a thread that James was going to sh!tcan after 24 hours, it sure has had some staying power. Anyone recall what it started out as (never mind - that's a joke).

Amazing what happens when you hijack a thread.

Goodwatch · 22 September 2006, 03:41 AM

You still don't get is, do you, tossers? JJ's the Puppet Master here and you are all dangling on his strings! But you poor souls aren’t even aware of that. Yes, climb that pile and be the puppet you really are. Ha, ha, ha, ha…… (Homeric laughter)

madformac · 22 September 2006, 03:47 AM

I just fear for JJ's sanity.. His latest ramblings are worrying me...

Maybe our Antipodean members can organise an "Intervention" as the Americans say, and save JJ from those woolly inhabitants that are so clearly exacting their revenge upon his mind..

I've heard of mad cow disease but not mad sheep disease until now...

The authorities need alerting to this first reported case..

madformac · 22 September 2006, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

You still don't get is, do you, tossers? JJ's the Puppet Master here and you are all dangling on his strings! But you poor souls aren’t even aware of that. Yes, climb that pile and be the puppet you really are. Ha, ha, ha, ha…… (Homeric laughter)

Sounds like an admission and also an acceptance of failure in the tosser department my Dutch friend.

You giving up?

JJ Irani · 22 September 2006, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Allan, for the nonce, I will continue to defer to you. There's strength in teamwork. It's us against the rest of the Tosser wannabes. You watch my back and I'll watch yours. Together we can stay on the top of the Tosser pile.

Yes, but who's gonna be the new CEO and Supreme Commander?

Goodwatch · 22 September 2006, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes, but who's gonna be the new CEO and Supreme Commander?

Do you really think we care? Huh?

There must come an end to your reign

C.J. · 22 September 2006, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Do you really think we care? Huh?

There must come an end to your reign

Sounds like someone's jealous because they've been at the bottom of the list

And, I thought we decided that this old disillusioned loons list was considered null and void from now on?

Rockrolex · 22 September 2006, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

You still don't get is, do you, tossers? JJ's the Puppet Master here and you are all dangling on his strings! But you poor souls aren’t even aware of that. Yes, climb that pile and be the puppet you really are. Ha, ha, ha, ha…… (Homeric laughter)

Ah, our Dutch friend clearly has a severe case of "sour grapes."

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes, but who's gonna be the new CEO and Supreme Commander?

Allan and I are currently in negotiations about that. We may end up with a dual CEOship. That's one possibility.

In the meantime, get back to your sheep and let us sort this out.

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madformac "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2006 Real Name: Justin Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 708	I just fear for JJ's sanity.. His latest ramblings are worrying me... Maybe our Antipodean members can organise an "Intervention" as the Americans say, and save JJ from those woolly inhabitants that are so clearly exacting their revenge upon his mind.. I've heard of mad cow disease but not mad sheep disease until now... The authorities need alerting to this first reported case..

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