Blondes alligator shoes

[haitek]

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one
of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well,
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator
and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper
replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to
the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in
the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky
water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop,
he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the
creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper
stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the
blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the
gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed
in frustration..... Sheesh! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!