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15 August 2010, 07:16 AM
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Spaghetti!!!!!!!
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an
Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!
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15 August 2010, 07:21 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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15 August 2010, 07:23 AM
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I'm still laughing.
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15 August 2010, 07:24 AM
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15 August 2010, 07:25 AM
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Real Name: Jib
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15 August 2010, 07:26 AM
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15 August 2010, 07:28 AM
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15 August 2010, 07:39 AM
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15 August 2010, 07:52 AM
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send extra sauce
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15 August 2010, 08:06 AM
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Banned
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o sh!t....
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15 August 2010, 08:14 AM
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15 August 2010, 08:18 AM
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2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
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15 August 2010, 08:54 AM
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2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
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16 August 2010, 02:50 AM
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Doh!
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16 August 2010, 03:59 AM
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OOPS!!!!!
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16 August 2010, 04:11 AM
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2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Real Name: Bob
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16 August 2010, 07:53 AM
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"TRF" Member
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19 August 2010, 11:38 PM
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20 August 2010, 11:06 PM
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"TRF" Member
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Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI
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Very good!!!
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