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padi56 · 8 July 2005, 09:17 PM

A man walks into a brothel goes to the desk and talks to the madame. "I've got £50. What can I get for that?"

"We offer the best deals in town" she replies, "For £50 you can go to Room 1"

The guy goes to the room and finds a gorgeous blond. He gets down to business and leaves well satisfied.

Next day he goes back

"I've only got £20 today." he says.

"For £20 you get Room 2" she tells him

He goes into the 2nd room where there's a pretty ropey redhead
"Oh well not bad for twenty quid" he thinks to himself as he's sh#gging her senseless.

Next day the guy goes back "Me again what can I get for £10?" he asks

"Room 3" she says pointing down the corridor.

In the room he finds a PIG!

"Well its only £10" he thinks, strips off and sh@gs the pig.

By now his funds are running very low.

He returns to the brothel "I've only got £5 - can I have anything for that?"

"Hmmm... You've been a good customer this week so I can let you go to room 4 for £5." she decides.

Off he goes.

The room is full of chairs so he sits down and then he realises he is watching a live sex show with a guy trying to screw a chicken.

"That's disgusting" he says to the bloke next to him.

"You should of been here yesterday mate - there was a guy screwing a pig.

JJ Irani · 9 July 2005, 05:01 AM

LOL! Saturday morning here and I've just fallen offa my chair, you wanker!! That was too damn funny!! LOL! LOL!

padi56 · 10 July 2005, 06:08 PM

Tosser perhaps,wanker no.

JJ Irani · 11 July 2005, 04:34 AM

Okay, Peter, henceforth you're Chief Tosser.....the rest of them are still wankers in different categories!! LOL!

Rockrolex · 11 July 2005, 05:12 AM

Would one of you furrners explain the difference between a Tosser and a Wanker, please. I want to make sure I use these terms of endearment correctly.

padi56 · 11 July 2005, 05:18 PM

Wanker is a Turf term,but they basically both mean the same.

dman · 13 July 2005, 01:24 PM

LMAO!! Good one mate!!

I agree, Tosser it is from hence forward!!

Rockrolex · 13 July 2005, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dman

LMAO!! Good one mate!!

I agree, Tosser it is from hence forward!!

Then here, henceforth it shall be Tosser. LOL!!

dman · 13 July 2005, 01:28 PM

Are you on Skype right now?

Rockrolex · 13 July 2005, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dman

Are you on Skype right now?

I think I am now.

dman · 13 July 2005, 01:30 PM

Bout to find out!!

8 July 2005, 09:17 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,219	A man walks into a brothel A man walks into a brothel goes to the desk and talks to the madame. "I've got £50. What can I get for that?" "We offer the best deals in town" she replies, "For £50 you can go to Room 1" The guy goes to the room and finds a gorgeous blond. He gets down to business and leaves well satisfied. Next day he goes back "I've only got £20 today." he says. "For £20 you get Room 2" she tells him He goes into the 2nd room where there's a pretty ropey redhead "Oh well not bad for twenty quid" he thinks to himself as he's sh#gging her senseless. Next day the guy goes back "Me again what can I get for £10?" he asks "Room 3" she says pointing down the corridor. In the room he finds a PIG! "Well its only £10" he thinks, strips off and sh@gs the pig. By now his funds are running very low. He returns to the brothel "I've only got £5 - can I have anything for that?" "Hmmm... You've been a good customer this week so I can let you go to room 4 for £5." she decides. Off he goes. The room is full of chairs so he sits down and then he realises he is watching a live sex show with a guy trying to screw a chicken. "That's disgusting" he says to the bloke next to him. "You should of been here yesterday mate - there was a guy screwing a pig.

10 July 2005, 06:08 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,219	Tosser perhaps,wanker no. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 July 2005, 04:34 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Okay, Peter, henceforth you're Chief Tosser.....the rest of them are still wankers in different categories!! LOL! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 July 2005, 05:12 AM	#5
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,499	Would one of you furrners explain the difference between a Tosser and a Wanker, please. I want to make sure I use these terms of endearment correctly. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

11 July 2005, 05:18 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,219	Wanker is a Turf term,but they basically both mean the same. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 July 2005, 05:01 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	LOL! Saturday morning here and I've just fallen offa my chair, you wanker!! That was too damn funny!! LOL! LOL!

13 July 2005, 01:24 PM	#7
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,582	LMAO!! Good one mate!! I agree, Tosser it is from hence forward!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

13 July 2005, 01:28 PM	#9
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,582	Are you on Skype right now? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

13 July 2005, 01:30 PM	#11
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,582	Bout to find out!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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