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mickeydainish · 21 April 2008, 10:25 PM

A new Wal-Mart greeter just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was a few minutes late, but because he was a good worker, rather than fire him outright, the boss called him for a talk. "Dick, I like your work ethic, and you're a smart guy, but your tardiness is becoming habitual." "Yeah, I know, boss. I'm working on it." "That's good. I hope you succeed. But I must admit: I'm surprised. You're retired from the military. What did they say when you came in late?" "They said, 'Good morning, General!' "

"I'm having trouble with this new hearing aid," said the man to his audiologist. "Really? Can you describe the symptoms?" "Sure. Homer is fat and yellow, Marge has blue hair..."

toph · 21 April 2008, 10:35 PM

JJ Irani · 22 April 2008, 03:52 AM

TDH · 22 April 2008, 04:44 AM

limbo · 22 April 2008, 06:33 AM

SPACE-DWELLER · 22 April 2008, 07:57 AM

Hilarious!

21 April 2008, 10:25 PM	#1
mickeydainish Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Michael Location: LaLa Land Watch: Sub Date 16610 Posts: 1,757	double trouble!!! A new Wal-Mart greeter just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was a few minutes late, but because he was a good worker, rather than fire him outright, the boss called him for a talk. "Dick, I like your work ethic, and you're a smart guy, but your tardiness is becoming habitual." "Yeah, I know, boss. I'm working on it." "That's good. I hope you succeed. But I must admit: I'm surprised. You're retired from the military. What did they say when you came in late?" "They said, 'Good morning, General!' " "I'm having trouble with this new hearing aid," said the man to his audiologist. "Really? Can you describe the symptoms?" "Sure. Homer is fat and yellow, Marge has blue hair..."

21 April 2008, 10:35 PM	#2
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