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Old 20 January 2020, 01:45 AM   #1
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I found this funny cos it’s so true

(Weatherspoons is a pub chain in the UK)


A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good
value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.


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Old 20 January 2020, 01:48 AM   #2
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Very true......
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Old 20 January 2020, 02:00 AM   #3
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ha ha ha
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Old 20 January 2020, 02:00 AM   #4
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Old 20 January 2020, 02:32 AM   #5
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good one....
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Old 20 January 2020, 07:22 AM   #6
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Funny. Have a friends that are caring for a relative with dimentia and I am sure they will appreciate the humor. Will have to substitute in Hooters or the local joint.


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Old 20 January 2020, 08:01 AM   #7
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Old 20 January 2020, 10:43 AM   #8
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LOL so true! Good one
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Old 20 January 2020, 11:53 AM   #9
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Weatherspoons sounds like a great place
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Old 20 January 2020, 12:03 PM   #10
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Old 20 January 2020, 10:50 PM   #11
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Old 22 January 2020, 06:34 AM   #12
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Excellent!! My wife thought it was hilarious!

I've had that Altzheimers..............





Glad I haven't had that Altzheimers though.
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Old 22 January 2020, 06:39 AM   #13
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Old 22 January 2020, 10:59 AM   #14
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How do you past emojis on quick reply? sorry i am new here.
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Old 23 February 2020, 01:27 PM   #15
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Old 23 February 2020, 01:43 PM   #16
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That is funny, I guess! The "I guess" part is because I am getting closer to the seventy group, but think I am still with the first group, HA. Now where are my car keys....
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Old 24 February 2020, 05:35 AM   #17
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Old 24 February 2020, 07:46 PM   #18
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Old 25 February 2020, 02:46 AM   #19
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So true

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Old 25 February 2020, 02:49 AM   #20
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