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Old 24 June 2015, 08:11 PM   #1
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My darling husband:

My darling husband:

Before you return from your overseas trip I want to let you know about the small accident I had today with my Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry about me. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent, but fortunately the Ford F-150 came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed your motorcycle.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife,

Beth.






P.S. By the way, your girlfriend called!
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Old 24 June 2015, 08:49 PM   #2
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Old 24 June 2015, 09:46 PM   #3
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Old 24 June 2015, 09:55 PM   #4
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That'll buff out ok. A bit of Polywatch and they'll both be fine.
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Old 24 June 2015, 11:53 PM   #5
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Old 25 June 2015, 11:14 AM   #6
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Old 25 June 2015, 01:21 PM   #7
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Old 25 June 2015, 01:31 PM   #8
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Old 26 June 2015, 02:09 AM   #9
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Old 28 June 2015, 10:42 PM   #10
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Old 29 June 2015, 04:19 AM   #11
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Old 29 June 2015, 11:42 PM   #12
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Nice try darling, great Photoshop that is.
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Old 30 June 2015, 06:55 AM   #13
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Old 30 June 2015, 06:57 AM   #14
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True story. Ferrari actually crashed into garage.
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Old 30 June 2015, 07:06 AM   #15
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Is it safe to wear a Rolex in a Ford F-150, while sitting on s Ferrari?
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