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Old 30 May 2017, 09:56 PM   #1
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Job Interview With An Irish Man.

A Irish man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test.

"Here's your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Irish man says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irish man.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Irish man stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irish man, so he says, "all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Irish man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Irish man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and sh#t by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred.....So, when I start???"
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Old 30 May 2017, 10:04 PM   #2
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Old 30 May 2017, 10:56 PM   #3
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Old 30 May 2017, 10:58 PM   #4
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Old 30 May 2017, 11:07 PM   #6
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Brilliant!!
Loved it.. forwarding onward...
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Old 31 May 2017, 02:15 AM   #9
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Old 3 June 2017, 08:20 PM   #15
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i love these type of jokes. i have got one to post as well.
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Peter is Irish?

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