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SpeakWithMichael · 23 August 2017, 11:30 AM

A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!"

The wife rolled her eyes and got him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes later he says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat SLOB and you-"

The man sighed and said: "It's started."

swatty · 23 August 2017, 01:30 PM

braith · 24 August 2017, 06:47 AM

Didn't see that one coming

Hairdude1 · 24 August 2017, 08:19 AM

Tony64 · 24 August 2017, 09:28 AM

23 August 2017, 11:30 AM	#1
SpeakWithMichael "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: South FL Watch: Superocean 44not42 Posts: 1,684	Right on schedule A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife rolled her eyes and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before it starts!" She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes later he says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat SLOB and you-" The man sighed and said: "It's started."

23 August 2017, 01:30 PM	#2
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24 August 2017, 08:19 AM	#4
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24 August 2017, 06:47 AM	#3
braith Banned Join Date: Nov 2016 Real Name: brad Location: houston Watch: Hulk/Daytona/AP Posts: 32	Didn't see that one coming

24 August 2017, 09:28 AM	#5
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