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Old 11 January 2017, 08:09 PM   #1
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The fireman and his wife

Another borrowed one but I like it!

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire engine ready to go.



"From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.
"The next night he came home from work and yelled

" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.



When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled " BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?



"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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Old 11 January 2017, 08:11 PM   #2
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Old 11 January 2017, 08:13 PM   #3
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Old 11 January 2017, 08:41 PM   #4
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Old 11 January 2017, 09:53 PM   #5
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Old 12 January 2017, 01:45 AM   #6
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Old 12 January 2017, 09:44 AM   #7
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