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JJ Irani · 23 August 2005, 04:48 AM

Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed
woman wearing a very tight sweater. She made the three priests very
nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like
three pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like
three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and
dimes." Mortified, he too fled.

The third priest moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like
three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and
dimes. And, I must say, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to
the pearly gates, St. Finger is going to shake his Peter at you.

Cheers - JJ

AJC · 23 August 2005, 06:53 AM

JJ!! Good Stuff.

Rockrolex · 23 August 2005, 06:54 AM

padi56 · 23 August 2005, 06:06 PM

23 August 2005, 04:48 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Saint Finger Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled. The third priest moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, I must say, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger is going to shake his Peter at you. Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

23 August 2005, 06:54 AM	#3
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23 August 2005, 06:06 PM	#4
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23 August 2005, 06:53 AM	#2
AJC "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	JJ!! Good Stuff.

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