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23 August 2005, 09:19 PM
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A Kiwi rugby fan
Note... You really have to know what the Kiwi accent is like to understand this joke.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- A kiwi rugby fan landed at London's Heathrow airport to watch the AllBlacks play,but he wasn't feeling very well so he saw a doctor. The doctor examined him and said he had prostate problems,the only cure being an immediate removal of the testicles. "No way,doc" the kiwi cried."I'm here for the rugby.I'm gitting a sucund upunion,eh". He went to a second pommy doctor,who gave him the same diagnosis and opinion.The kiwi refused the treatment.He then sought a third opinion.With hours to before the All Blacks' opening game,he found an expatriate kiwi doctor. The kiwi doctor examined and said,"you hiv prustate suckness,eh" "What's the cure?" asked the fan. "Wull,we're gonna hiv to cut your balls." "Phew,"the kiwi sighed,"those Pommy bastards wanted to take me test tickets off me!" |
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23 August 2005, 10:23 PM
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23 August 2005, 11:05 PM
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That a would like to see a neutered Kiwi.
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24 August 2005, 05:06 AM
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