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Old 24 August 2005, 12:03 AM   #1
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Three hang-glider pilots.

Three hang-glider pilots, one from New Zealand, one from South Africa, and the other from Australia, are sitting around a campfire near Ayers Rock embroiled in a conversation of bravado.

Andy, from Australia, says, 'I must be the meanest an' toughest hang-glider dude there is, Man. Shit, just the other day, I landed in a field on top of a croc who got loose from the swamp an' had ate six men before I wrestled it to the ground an' snapped it's neck with me bare hands.'

Jaapie, from South Africa, couldn't stand to be bettered. While the froth at the corner of Andy's mouth settled, he stood up and said, 'Well you guys leesin' to this. After a 300 km flight, I landed in the middle of the desert and a five-metre Namibian desert snake came at me from under a rock. I grabbed that bastard with mar bare hands and beet it's head off end sucked its poison down in one go. End I'm still here today.'

The Kiwi remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his dick.

And JJ the Kiwi is not you.
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Old 24 August 2005, 04:50 AM   #2
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LMAO!! Of course, that Kiwi is NOT me. I'd use the other guy's dick to stoke the fire!! LOL!!
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Old 24 August 2005, 06:45 AM   #3
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Did you say stroke it or stoke it.
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Old 24 August 2005, 07:45 AM   #4
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Did you say stroke it or stoke it.
You heard me right the first time - STOKE! ....as in when you STOKE a fire with a poker.
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Old 24 August 2005, 11:59 AM   #5
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You heard me right the first time - STOKE! ....as in when you STOKE a fire with a poker.
Did you say poker or pecker?
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