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idk01 · 10 July 2009, 04:23 PM

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it
with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
~ Lee Trevino

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a
swimming pool.
~ George Brett

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula.
And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at
them.
~ Kevin Costner

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on
the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge
and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis

Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest
can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the
clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time,
you're the best ~ Jack Nicklaus

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H G Wells

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers
everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you
work at it, it's golf.
~ Bob Hope

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf
ball.
~ Jack Lemmon

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come
up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino

JJ Irani · 10 July 2009, 05:19 PM

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Lion · 10 July 2009, 09:14 PM

Very good!!!

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Deputydog · 11 July 2009, 05:14 AM

I like it

coddger · 13 July 2009, 09:28 AM

rcher · 13 July 2009, 09:37 AM

I resemble those remarks....

Watchdog · 13 July 2009, 02:48 PM

Enjoyed those!

10 July 2009, 04:23 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Famous golf comments These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. ~ Lee Trevino I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. ~ George Brett Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that. ~ Jim Murray Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. ~ Kevin Costner I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best ~ Jack Nicklaus The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. ~ H G Wells I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. ~ Billy Graham If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Bob Hope While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. ~ Henny Youngman If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~ Jack Lemmon I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. ~ Lee Trevino __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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