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Old 6 January 2018, 09:20 AM   #1
Eklipz
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Deaf Mute Golfer

A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the
first hole, hands one of the players a card that says:
“I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?”

The guy that gets the card is a real dip shit, shakes his head no and points the deaf mute to go back.

A few holes later the dip shit is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the back by a golf ball.

He turns around pissed and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers
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Old 6 January 2018, 09:29 AM   #2
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A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the
first hole, hands one of the players a card that says:
“I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?”

The guy that gets the card is a real dip shit, shakes his head no and points the deaf mute to go back.

A few holes later the dip shit is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the back by a golf ball.

He turns around pissed and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers

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Old 15 January 2018, 04:29 PM   #3
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Old 15 January 2018, 04:57 PM   #4
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A single (deaf mute or not) has no precedence over a four ball.

But if it's a blind player with his dog... I'd count that as two ball and call him to play thru. Always!
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