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Old 3 June 2017, 08:23 PM   #1
Josh Michaels
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Real Name: Josh
Location: NY
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Mike Tyson joke

As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school
and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He
must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the pool hall.

11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you
break."

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped me and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,
"fortify".

14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
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