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Old 11 May 2017, 06:04 AM   #1
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What is better than flowers on a piano?

Tulips on a organ.
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What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom?

Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional
photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.
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Old 11 May 2017, 06:11 AM   #2
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Well.... OK - you are really sharp today, sir!
Maybe even a double meaning of sorts....
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Old 11 May 2017, 06:18 AM   #3
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Well.... OK - you are really sharp today, sir!
Maybe even a double meaning of sorts....
Swenglish as it's best.
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Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional
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Old 11 May 2017, 10:42 AM   #4
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Old 24 May 2017, 08:34 AM   #7
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Old 2 June 2017, 10:18 AM   #8
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OK, I'm crashing this party:



An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their
mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense
guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears……..
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Old 2 June 2017, 10:25 AM   #9
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Oh that's smelly of him!


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Old 2 June 2017, 10:32 AM   #10
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Tulips on a organ.
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OK, I'm crashing this party:



An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their
mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense
guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears……..
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Old 2 June 2017, 12:42 PM   #11
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