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Old 18 September 2015, 11:43 PM   #121
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Wizard of Oz

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a Rolex?
Scarecrow: I don’t know… But some people without Rolex's do an awful lot of talking… don’t they?
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Old 19 September 2015, 12:29 AM   #122
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You’re a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty and hungry. Think I’ll take two Rolexes.

You don’t seem to understand the situation.

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your c*nt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every f*cking Rolex in this room.

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Old 19 September 2015, 12:34 AM   #123
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didnt know game of thrones was set in a time where they had rolex thought it was some kind of lord of the rings with some world of warcraft and pornography mixed in

or is this an invent your own type thread never seen many films so i wouldnt know
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Old 19 September 2015, 11:36 PM   #124
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Shawshank

[Boggs sizes Andy up]
Boggs: Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet?
[Andy looks at him in puzzlement]
Boggs: Hey, we all need a SS Daytona in here. I could be an AD to you.
[Andy walks away]
Boggs: Hey... Hard to get. I like that...
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Old 19 September 2015, 11:43 PM   #125
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"Son, your Rolex is writing cheques your AD can't cash"
Haha
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Old 19 September 2015, 11:57 PM   #126
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Groucho Marx

A Rolex free's you up from doing almost anything. Since I like doing almost nothing, a Rolex comes in handy.
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Old 20 September 2015, 12:17 AM   #127
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
creeps in its petty pace
until the Fed Ex from DavidSW arrives.

{apologies to Macbeth}
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Old 21 September 2015, 01:13 PM   #128
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A scene from Back to the Future

Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this bank account hits 10k... you're gonna see some serious s***.

Marty McFly: Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my AD has got a Daytona for me?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.

Marty McFly: Whoa. This is heavy.

Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are Rolexs so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Rolex Manufacturing Facility?

A scene from Stand By Me

Chris: I'm never gonna get a Rolex am I, Gordie?
Gordie: You can get anything you want, man.
Chris: Yeah, sure. Give me some skin.
Gordie: I'll get one.
Chris: Not if I get one first.
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Old 21 September 2015, 08:36 PM   #129
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Harry Rolex Callahan: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking is this a black dial or white dial? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a SS Daytona, the most powerful wristwatch in the world and would blow your mind clean out, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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Old 23 September 2015, 10:21 AM   #130
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Otter: You guys up for a Rolex Party?
Bluto: Rolex! Rolex!
Otter: I think they like the idea

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Old 23 September 2015, 10:26 AM   #131
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Bart: Rolex for Mongo! Rolex for Mongo!
Mongo: Me Mongo
Bart: Sign Please
[Mongo signs]
Bart: Thank you
Mongo: Mongo like Rolex!

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Old 28 January 2016, 10:37 PM   #132
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Old 30 January 2016, 01:37 PM   #133
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Old 30 January 2016, 01:39 PM   #134
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Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a Rolex?
Scarecrow: I don’t know… But some people without Rolex's do an awful lot of talking… don’t they?
I see what you did.
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Old 1 May 2016, 07:24 AM   #135
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Been a while..

Thought I'd give some new folks a chance to add there quotes..
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Old 1 May 2016, 07:38 AM   #136
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Michael Strahan instead of his rose gold and ss daytonas was wearing a Panaeri this week. Matt Lauer had a white Daytona on one day. Adam Levine had a YG sub (Pretty sure. It was gold and I swear it had a blue face/bezel) on Thurs or Friday when he was on the Today show. I saw two different people wearing Platonas, but can't remember who. I am glued to the morning line up on NBC. I must say, Rolex's are becoming more common. I see them everywhere now.
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Old 1 May 2016, 09:55 AM   #137
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Fuentes: A last wish, please, please. Please.
Creasy: Last wish? I wish you had more Rolexes.
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Old 1 May 2016, 09:58 AM   #138
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Creasy: I got all the Rolexes in the world. *You* don't, but I do.
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Old 1 May 2016, 10:21 AM   #139
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Harvey spectre in suits season 1 in 2 noticeable scenes where his suit cuff went up while leaning and his submariner was shown. After that we only got to see his Patek tho


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Old 4 May 2016, 04:35 AM   #140
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Old 4 May 2016, 05:40 AM   #141
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Old 13 May 2016, 02:13 PM   #142
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Old 15 January 2017, 11:13 PM   #143
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It's been a while... any new ones to add?
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Old 6 September 2017, 11:43 AM   #144
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Old 6 September 2017, 12:00 PM   #145
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Old 7 September 2017, 02:40 AM   #146
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Wow, that was too perfect LOL.
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Old 7 September 2017, 06:01 AM   #147
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Little Bill: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Wearer of Datejusts and Yacht-Masters.

William Munny: That's right. I've worn Datejusts and Yacht-Masters. I've worn just about everything that ticks and has a crown on it at one time or another. And I'm here to wear this Sub, Little Bill. You know, the new one, with the ceramic.
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Old 30 October 2017, 08:38 PM   #148
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“Dad’s on a Rolex trip, and he hasn’t been home in a few days.”


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Old 30 October 2017, 08:56 PM   #149
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William Parrish: I know it's a cornball thing, but a Rolex is passion. Obsession. Something you can't live without. I say fall head over heels. Find a rolex you can love like crazy, and who'll love you the same way back. How do you you find 'em? Well, you forget your head and you listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Because the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not wear one, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.




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Old 13 June 2020, 07:26 PM   #150
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