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Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 03:57 AM

As many of you know my accountants and legal advisors have made me clear up some IRS ‘tax oversights’ requiring me to look more like a commoner.

As such, which car should I buy for court?

1. 2002 Toyota Corolla

2. 1999 Buick Century

3. 1988 Dodge Magicwagon

4. 1989 Mazda 626

All have over 250k miles and might have been involved in a murder or lesser crime.

Please note the matter is being taken up in upstate New York so they’ll all be rusted and in poor shape but my lawyer says that’s not bad.

Thanks in advance.

winst · 8 November 2022, 04:03 AM

Mazda 626 - always liked those back on the day. Surprised you didn’t go for a Falcon as you used to co-pilot one!

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by winst

Mazda 626 - always liked those back on the day. Surprised you didn’t go for a Falcon as you used to co-pilot one!

An import in upstate New York might be a concern but I do like that it’s got shoulder belts.

MrGoat · 8 November 2022, 04:06 AM

What are the colors of said cars?

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330ci · 8 November 2022, 04:12 AM

Buick Century no questions asked, things already survived the millennium, a century, has a trusty 3800 that won't let you down nor leave you stranded. Plenty of room for the Misses and her yoga instructor in the back and room for all the luggage in the trunk. Sure its not a Regal, so no chance of Joseph Aboud leather. But it would be a worthwhile trinket to send home as a momento of your time in the big apple. If you're feeling overzealous, retrofit a GS supercharger to her, put a smaller pulley on her and send it! Some of the late 90s cars were equipped with the HD transmission.might last the trip if so

East Bay Rider · 8 November 2022, 04:16 AM

Buick Century. A favorite well cared for hand-me-down car from grandparents to teenagers who abused them then sold them off cheap to gang bangers. Check any courthouse or DMV, the lots are full of them.

330ci · 8 November 2022, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by East Bay Rider

Buick Century. A favorite well cared for hand-me-down car from grandparents to teenagers who abused them then sold them off cheap to gang bangers. Check any courthouse or DMV, the lots are full of them.

I just dam near pissed myself. That is spot on

Blansky · 8 November 2022, 04:55 AM

Just some kind of mom car. And hire a mom to drive you.

And make sure you climb into a wheelchair when you get out of the car.

And drool a lot.

OYptL · 8 November 2022, 05:21 AM

3.

AzPaul · 8 November 2022, 05:37 AM

Won't matter what you drive. Your cosmopolitan air will betray you

brandrea · 8 November 2022, 05:42 AM

The Corolla shows you are fiscally responsible

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MrGoat

What are the colors of said cars?

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Faded matador maroon and blue velvet.

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by OYptL

3.

It has a lot of small burn marks in the drivers seat.

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by brandrea

The Corolla shows you are fiscally responsible

Unfortunately this was refuted during discoveries.

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 06:06 AM

I think we’ll go with the Buick. Good US iron and 4 on the tree transmission.

MrGoat · 8 November 2022, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Faded matador maroon and blue velvet.

I was thinking if it’s maroon is gotta be the Buick.

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DLRIDES · 8 November 2022, 06:09 AM

‘88 Dodge of course. Why is this a question ?

enjoythemusic · 8 November 2022, 06:10 AM

Mazda of course.

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 07:45 AM

I bought this from DavidNE car sales.

Blansky · 8 November 2022, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Chewbacca

I bought this from DavidNE car sales.

Nice.

Floor mats look in pretty good shape.

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Blansky

Nice.

Floor mats look in pretty good shape.

There’s a hole under it.

OYptL · 8 November 2022, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Chewbacca

It has a lot of small burn marks in the drivers seat.

Back when weed had seeds. Whoever owned the car didn’t have a BK or McDonald’s tray to clean their weed.

DJ TT 2002 · 8 November 2022, 09:34 AM

Nothing says

“ I’ve already been punished enough”

than a Buick

OYptL · 8 November 2022, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chewbacca

I bought this from DavidNE car sales.

I saw one exactly like it in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot 3 days ago.

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 09:58 AM

My help who collected the car has already been pulled over twice for a blinker that was blinking too slowly and a door that fell off. Should be fine by next week.

OYptL · 8 November 2022, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Chewbacca

My help who collected the car has already been pulled over twice for a blinker that was blinking too slowly and a door that fell off. Should be fine by next week.

Buckle up!

Chewbacca · 8 November 2022, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by OYptL

Buckle up!

I just sent $100k to Buffalo PD’s Christmas Ball Campaign as a show of gratitude.

OYptL · 8 November 2022, 11:24 AM

[QUOTE=Chewbacca;12458382]I just sent $100k to Buffalo PD’s Christmas Ball Campaign as a show of gratitude.[/QUOTE
Nice!

Trailboss516 · 8 November 2022, 12:09 PM

Chevy Celebrity. The seats and upholstery in that beauty can hold A LOT of blood.

Trouble15 · 8 November 2022, 01:20 PM

Oldsmobile?

8 November 2022, 03:57 AM	#1
Chewbacca Banned Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: CJ Location: Kashyyyk Watch: Kessel Run Chrono Posts: 21,113	Help me pick a car for 30 days use As many of you know my accountants and legal advisors have made me clear up some IRS ‘tax oversights’ requiring me to look more like a commoner. As such, which car should I buy for court? 1. 2002 Toyota Corolla 2. 1999 Buick Century 3. 1988 Dodge Magicwagon 4. 1989 Mazda 626 All have over 250k miles and might have been involved in a murder or lesser crime. Please note the matter is being taken up in upstate New York so they’ll all be rusted and in poor shape but my lawyer says that’s not bad. Thanks in advance.

8 November 2022, 04:16 AM	#6
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 11,901	Buick Century. A favorite well cared for hand-me-down car from grandparents to teenagers who abused them then sold them off cheap to gang bangers. Check any courthouse or DMV, the lots are full of them. __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

8 November 2022, 04:55 AM	#8
Blansky 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: swmnpoolsmovie* Posts: 9,164	Just some kind of mom car. And hire a mom to drive you. And make sure you climb into a wheelchair when you get out of the car. And drool a lot. __________________ OlllllllO

8 November 2022, 05:37 AM	#10
AzPaul 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 13,223	Won't matter what you drive. Your cosmopolitan air will betray you __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

8 November 2022, 06:09 AM	#17
DLRIDES 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2017 Real Name: Don Location: NC/WY Watch: Me Posts: 4,615	‘88 Dodge of course. Why is this a question ? __________________ ”When citizens learn to vote themselves the treasury, they limit prosperity.”

8 November 2022, 04:03 AM	#2
winst "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: UK Posts: 6,493	Mazda 626 - always liked those back on the day. Surprised you didn’t go for a Falcon as you used to co-pilot one!

8 November 2022, 04:06 AM	#4
MrGoat 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2020 Real Name: Goat Location: Southwest Florida Watch: 16613 Posts: 4,805	What are the colors of said cars? Sent from my Apple privacy invasion product

8 November 2022, 04:12 AM	#5
330ci "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: michigan Posts: 2,290	Buick Century no questions asked, things already survived the millennium, a century, has a trusty 3800 that won't let you down nor leave you stranded. Plenty of room for the Misses and her yoga instructor in the back and room for all the luggage in the trunk. Sure its not a Regal, so no chance of Joseph Aboud leather. But it would be a worthwhile trinket to send home as a momento of your time in the big apple. If you're feeling overzealous, retrofit a GS supercharger to her, put a smaller pulley on her and send it! Some of the late 90s cars were equipped with the HD transmission.might last the trip if so

8 November 2022, 05:21 AM	#9
OYptL "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2021 Location: Bloomingdale Watch: Invicta Posts: 755	3.

8 November 2022, 05:42 AM	#11
brandrea 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Real Name: Brian (TBone) Location: canada Watch: es make me smile Posts: 73,969	The Corolla shows you are fiscally responsible

8 November 2022, 06:06 AM	#15
Chewbacca Banned Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: CJ Location: Kashyyyk Watch: Kessel Run Chrono Posts: 21,113	I think we’ll go with the Buick. Good US iron and 4 on the tree transmission.

8 November 2022, 06:10 AM	#18
enjoythemusic 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Real Name: Steven Location: Glocal Posts: 19,591	Mazda of course. __________________ __________________ “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!'” -- Hunter S. Thompson Sent from my Etch A Sketch using String Theory.

8 November 2022, 09:34 AM	#23
DJ TT 2002 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Hollywood 1950 Posts: 4,061	Nothing says “ I’ve already been punished enough” than a Buick

8 November 2022, 09:58 AM	#25
Chewbacca Banned Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: CJ Location: Kashyyyk Watch: Kessel Run Chrono Posts: 21,113	My help who collected the car has already been pulled over twice for a blinker that was blinking too slowly and a door that fell off. Should be fine by next week.

8 November 2022, 11:24 AM	#28
OYptL "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2021 Location: Bloomingdale Watch: Invicta Posts: 755	[QUOTE=Chewbacca;12458382]I just sent $100k to Buffalo PD’s Christmas Ball Campaign as a show of gratitude.[/QUOTE Nice!

8 November 2022, 12:09 PM	#29
Trailboss516 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: In denial Watch: It's complicated Posts: 1,610	Chevy Celebrity. The seats and upholstery in that beauty can hold A LOT of blood.

8 November 2022, 01:20 PM	#30
Trouble15 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Real Name: Steve Location: USA Watch: A few Posts: 8,852	Oldsmobile?

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