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Old 4 January 2018, 10:25 AM   #1
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The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said: 'Excuse me, I need to pee.'

The teacher responded: 'That would be quite impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go To the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said: 'I would say "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted.
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Old 4 January 2018, 10:28 AM   #2
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Old 4 January 2018, 11:26 AM   #3
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Old 4 January 2018, 11:42 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by locutus49 View Post
"Say hello to my leetle friend."
That's what SHE said!?
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Old 7 January 2018, 11:09 PM   #5
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Old 8 January 2018, 12:36 AM   #6
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Never heard that one before!!! Nice

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Best Little Johnny joke ever!
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