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31 March 2017, 12:01 PM | #1 |
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A guy from health department was inspecting a restaurant ...
A guy from health department was inspecting a restaurant. The cook, a fat guy wearing a 'wife beater' shirt, was making hamburgers. He would roll up a ball of meat, stick it into his armpit, squeeze it, and then throw it onto the grill.
"That's the nastiest thing I've ever seen", said the inspector. "That ain't nuffin'", said the guy, "Come back in the morning when I'm making donuts." |
31 March 2017, 01:26 PM | #2 |
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31 March 2017, 01:49 PM | #4 |
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1 April 2017, 07:16 AM | #7 |
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A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money..." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?" "Pay first. Those are the rules," says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "O.K.," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do: First, you have to drink an entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there is pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there's a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've got to make things right for her." The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then do those other things!" "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is." As time goes on the man has a few drinks, then a few more, and he asks, "Where's zat tequila?" He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a few big slurps. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body. "NOW," he says, "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?" |
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6 April 2017, 07:17 AM | #14 |
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These are hilarious
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Ha ha ha. I think I threw up in my mouth.
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19 June 2017, 10:28 AM | #16 |
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... |
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