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figbo · 25 April 2009, 04:03 AM

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well,
if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can
make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Montana stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built,
with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
> >
> > One button at a time........
> >
> > No one moves...................
> >
> > He removes his shirt................
> >
> > Muscles ripple across his chest..........
> >
> She gasps.....................
> >
> >
> > He whispers.................

> > 'Iron this...then get me a beer.'

JJ Irani · 25 April 2009, 05:20 AM

hflee55 · 25 April 2009, 12:19 PM

coddger · 25 April 2009, 01:31 PM

Lion · 25 April 2009, 01:38 PM

Very funny!!!

Bisquitlips · 25 April 2009, 01:53 PM

idk01 · 25 April 2009, 03:36 PM

hehehehe

swatty · 26 April 2009, 09:15 PM

TSW · 18 July 2011, 09:17 PM

Lol

johnbeth · 18 July 2011, 09:19 PM

mtrunner · 19 July 2011, 04:33 AM

Route 66 · 19 July 2011, 04:42 AM

FUNNY!

I don't think my wife would appreciate it though.

Chipmunk · 19 July 2011, 05:51 AM

mitchy · 20 July 2011, 12:40 AM

25 April 2009, 04:03 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Make her feel like a woman On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Montana stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. > > > > One button at a time........ > > > > No one moves................... > > > > He removes his shirt................ > > > > Muscles ripple across his chest.......... > > > She gasps..................... > > > > > > He whispers................. > > 'Iron this...then get me a beer.'

25 April 2009, 05:20 AM	#2
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