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Old 18 March 2023, 10:26 AM   #1
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Two Tickets

Two co-workers were headed out of town on a sales call.

After arriving at the airport Bob walked up to the ticket counter staffed by a beautiful buxom blonde lady and said:
“I need 2 pickets to Titsburg..ah, I’m sorry I meant 2 tickets to Pittsburg.”

He asked his co-worker, Joe, “Have you ever done That? Been thinking one thing and said something else?”

Joe replied “Absolutely, just this morning while having breakfast with my wife, I was thinking, Honey pass the salt, but what came out was-You bitch, you ruined my life!”
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