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Old 24 May 2021, 03:23 AM   #1
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2 Dogs chatting in the Vets...

1st Dog: What you in for?

2nd Dog: Well, I just can’t stop humping things, table legs, chair legs, cushions, owners leg, anything at all, I will hump it.

1st Dog: so what’s the cure?

2nd Dog: Castration

1st Dog: Ooh! bummer , sorry to hear that bud!

2nd Dog: So what you in for?

1st Dog: Well similar really, I like humping things too. The other day, I saw my owners girlfriend getting dried after her morning shower. When she bent over to dry her legs, I couldn’t help myself, ran up, jumped on & humped her right there & then!

2nd Dog: Wow! You getting castrated too?

1st Dog: Nah! Nails clipped....


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Old 24 May 2021, 06:16 AM   #2
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Old 24 May 2021, 07:06 AM   #3
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Old 24 May 2021, 06:21 PM   #4
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Haha. Made me laugh.
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Old 25 May 2021, 08:08 AM   #5
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Good one. Good laugh.
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Old 25 May 2021, 08:20 PM   #6
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