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Old 16 November 2023, 10:53 AM   #1
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this time, a polar bear walks into a bar

and asks the bartender "May I please have a gin and...

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tonic?" To which the bartender replies "sure, but why the big pause?" The polar bear says "I dunno, I've always had 'em."
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Old 16 November 2023, 11:33 AM   #2
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Love a good dad joke
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Old 16 November 2023, 04:25 PM   #3
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Very funny
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Old 16 November 2023, 10:03 PM   #4
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Old 27 November 2023, 10:42 AM   #6
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I liked it.
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