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Iron Dealer 1 · 31 January 2012, 01:04 AM

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers that the urologist is a very hot female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'."

The old guy obeys and says, "99". The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'."

Again, the old guy says, "99".

The doctor says, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'."

The old guy begins, "One...Two...Three..."

FeelingTheBlues · 31 January 2012, 01:40 AM

mitchy · 31 January 2012, 02:09 AM

mtrunner · 31 January 2012, 02:59 AM

mjclark32 · 31 January 2012, 03:02 AM

hahhaaaahha

TSW · 31 January 2012, 05:05 AM

MonBK · 31 January 2012, 05:10 AM

:)

limbo · 31 January 2012, 05:23 AM

kenhiraihnl · 31 January 2012, 04:26 PM

swatty · 31 January 2012, 05:57 PM

johnbeth · 31 January 2012, 06:11 PM

I would had started -98 -97 -96 and then work towards zero and then to 99

eric23 · 1 February 2012, 02:25 AM

31 January 2012, 01:04 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	The Prostate Exam (The Old Guys Still Got It ) An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers that the urologist is a very hot female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'." The old guy obeys and says, "99". The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'." Again, the old guy says, "99". The doctor says, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'." The old guy begins, "One...Two...Three..." __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

31 January 2012, 01:40 AM	#2
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